Where Is The Weirdest Place You've Ever Masturbated?

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in a bus? lawl.rather empty XD

 

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on holiday in a small hotel...sharing a bed with my grandma.!

 

Outside of the house I've done it in the car, hotel jacuzzi, the sunbed.. Oh! and V's secrets recently, I got really horny while trying underwear on..

 

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hahah I have too many answrs for this. I've gotten horny and j/o'd on the side of the road on the busiest street in the city.. broad daylight, in a restaraunt on a dare from a x gf, while driving down the road, on the hood of my car on the side of the road at liek 4 am, in my office...etc etc etc... pretty much anywhere

 

Inside of a M3A2 while in ODS..... google it, I thought I answered this before..
Public bathroom, While at work.... who dont?

 

Swimming baths...

 

While riding a bike down a road in the countryside. Wouldn't try that in a city

 

In the stairwell of a mall parking lot, while wearing my security guard uniform. Left a huge mess of goo on the metal grating floor too... About a month's worth.

 

In the hallway at my uncle's house. I lived there while at school and I had just got home from spending time with friends after school. I was walking past his bedroom when I heard my aunts voice. I thought she had someone in there and decided to peek by opening the door slightly. She was alone but had a full set of sex toys spread on the bed as she played with herself. I continued to watch and my cock was hard. She was fucking herself with a dildo, and was really enjoying it. I began stroking my cock over my pants and eventually came in them. It was a turn on wathcing her.

I also wanked on my pals mother's bed, using her panties while alone at their place and in my aunt's bedroom with her panties.

I've had a teacher wank me off in her classroom and another in the gym at school.
We were alone at the time.

 

Airplane. woop woop!

 

Probably the strangest place was on the back seat of the bus-when the bus would idle, the back seat in particular would vibrate so much that if it kept idling for not very long, it would make me come very hard. I would bend my head down while I was cumming and pretend I was having a coughing fit or that I was in pain so that no one would realize what was really happening.

And it's hard to say that it was really masturbation, because I realy didn't have to do anything-just sit there and enjoy. God, it felt good.

 

Guilty of that too! I was pretty perverted in my younger days.

 

the strangest place ive masturbated would probably be on the greyhound bus. it was through the night though so most people were sleeping. and ive jerked off on the fairy and at work

 

On the fairy? Hmmm rode the Greyhound twice and wish I thought of that. Spent 40+ hours on that piece of shit and wish I thought of that. Honestly I think I was too tired though.

 

In a swimming pool changing room, In the tub, and there was the one time i did it upside down. I dont reccommend it, the cum drips down to your jungle and it takes forever to get out.

 

For me, it would have to be the school van when I was 14 years old. I also did on amtrak train while there were other people around me. I kept a cover over me. Cargo van. In fact, I did it again in the cargo van yesterday. The nude beach as well. It was just thrilling I was by myself and was discreet about it.

 

Serious!??!?!?