where is sundew?

Just like your chin balls.

 

and no risk of premature ejaculation, just like I like it.

er... I mean.

 

Sundew was special, as in "Yaaaay" special.

 

So was porch monkey.

 

I liked God.

 

Liaf was the cause of many wet dreams.

 

I like to cup his buttocks.

 

That guy had such a massive penis.

 

heat score.

 

I've posted this before, but, at one point, there was a picture of rasputin's embalmed penis (it's in a jar in an erotica museum in europe somewhere) and it's like the size of my forearm, it's fucking retarded.

that man must have had SERIOUS issues finding pants that fit.

 

I begged Liaf to have sex with me but he said no.

 

I doubt that.

 

Go fuck yourself. This is not true and I hate you for the fact that it should have happened and didn't.

 

I'm a desperate 21 year old, male virgin who is essentially socially retarded and I've never even begged anyone for sex.

you lie steve.

 

Aww don't hate the steve. I could've sworn I at least asked Liaf.......hmmm

 

Actually I think you did. I didn't masturbate for a few days after that out of respect. Am I not the sweetest guy ever?

Who is steve?

 

:toetap:

 

I am steve.


You are the sweetest guy ever. You're revulsion probably kept you from being able to get it up.

 

Don't play innocent, you know of your own powers. Two of them to be precise.

 

I translated the binary