Where do you hide your sex toys?

well before I had it in the car, in the glove compartment, but his grandma looked in there one day adn found it. so it got moved to the kitchen in the house. but I just moved it the ot her day bc she is coming over to cook one of tehse days.

LOL

 

In my pussy

 

Hmm, Very interesting.

 

I had an inventive thought years ago, and these last few posts bring it to mind:

Remember the pagers with the vibrate mode? Well, I thought I could hook up a small probe connected to whatever is in the pager that vibrates, my girlfriend could put the probe in her panties at a convenient spot, and I could send her a "just thinking of you" happythought by phone several time a day. I never did it, but I bet it would work.

 

^There was a bit on the Drew Carey show about that on the "Green Beer and aphrodesiac episode". Kate had the pager down her pants and kept paging it.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

HAHAHA!! Omg, this made me laugh.
Which reminds me of another funny story--
So I lost a dildo in my pussy once...
My bf was dp in my pussy and then he says "oh shit"
I'm like "What"
He says "I can't reach it"
me-"WHAT!?!"
him--"Uh, I kinda lost it in there"
We got it out, obviously, but we both laughed afterwards. I mean, how do you loose something like that in your pussy!?! Don't really know what I think about that, just had to laugh.
So yeah, may have been a little tmi, but I thought it was funny, thought it would get some funny reactions by posting it, so lemme have it...

 

If I told ya where I hide my *toyz*, you'd find them!

 

top drawer, with the condoms positioned to the front.

 

When I use to sell drugs whilst living in dorms, I use to "hide" my sex toys on top of where I really hid my drugs so when security searched my room and they were reaching towards the drawer I went "OH NO! NOT THERE! PLEASE NO!!!" and they'd think "Psh~ YOURE BUSTED!" and then they would open the drawer and immediately see a vibrator, a double dong, handcuff etc... and then apologize

 

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I let my toy sleep next to me.

 

I have more then a few dildos I have them on a large lockable makeup case stored in my closet.

My husband does not share my fun with my toys so he doesn't really know what i have. So sad as it would have been great.

 

I don't-they are scattered around my room lol, I really do need some sort of designated drawer or something, then again my roommate has a big purple toy on his desk lol

 

We do no display then, but we do not hide them. Kids have at times noticed a vibe near the bed.

 

We keep ours in the bedside cabinet, for the quick reach

When I was at a friends house staying over, I had a little snoop around in her bedroom whilst she was out, and I found a few interesting toys Which I had to have a quick handle with.

My that was nice

 

i dont have any sex toys.

 

I feel sorry for you....

 

I put it in my locker. Always locked and safe.
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I keep mine in the tool cabinet.

 

We bought a lockable video game traveling case...the individual compartments are nice