Where do you hide your sex toys?

I don't need to hide mine. My mom knows I have them and sometimes I can hear her using hers at the same time I'm using mine It's neat to listen to her moan while her toy's buzzing

 

You dirty-minded. lol

 

That's very hot!

 

Yea, I think it is too, actually.

 

Do you think mom has ever heard you?

Have you and mom ever masturbated together OR accidentlly on purpose done it at the same time from your own rooms?

 

I still chuckle about one time that we had friends coming over, and at the last minute, my wife says, "OMG put that bottle of Astroglide up before they come in the bedroom!" Naturally, I did, and figured we were in the clear.

So when they got there, they had a good laugh (at our expense) about the big pump bottle of lotion on my bedside table. It didn't occur to either of us to put it up, because in all honesty, that lotion was for my cracked feet, not something else!

 

I'm glad someone got it ! I though it kinda funny myself even if I do say so myself

 

I'm sure that we're both doing it on purpose sometimes to kind of egg the other on. She doesn't even try to be quiet (this is if we're the only ones in the house or if we're travelling together). If I hear her going at it it's impossible for me to resist getting my vibe out and using it. Somtiems I've started first, then I hear her going at it after I've been buzzing for a while. But she's always less inhibited about making noise. If i hear her come (It's obvious that's what she's doing) then I can't stand it any more and I have to bring myself over the edge and finish

 

I don't hide mine, she needs to cook me dinner now and again so that would be useless

 

I don't know boy, but that sounds so hot to me that it's about to send me over the edge.
I know what I'll be doing and what I'll be thinking about as soon as I get home. Yes Baby

 

I find it disheartening that the “toys” that give us pleasure, the pleasure of existential sexual experience that in turns awakens the power of our own agency is still viewed as needing to be veiled from society because our sexual power might “offend” someone. When will we as a species ever progress to full sexual awareness? On the flip side no one wants to replace a trusted confident so hide your toys but not the twinkles in your eyes—Play on my friends!

 

I put mine in either the bathroom drawer or the kitchen drawer. Depending on where I have to stash it, when his grandma comes over.

 

I just had this image of grandma looking for a spoon to stir her tea ...
:smilielol5:

 

[Tongue-in-Cheek Mode: ON]
...at least I can hope!

 

My wife and I was moving into our new home and her parents and aunties and susters and their husbands helped us with moving, so after all we discovered that her gun was lost and all of them help to search for it, and during the packing of stuff she put her toys in 1 off her hand back, so I entered our bed room where most of the family was searching and i found that her mom and father wanted to open the hand back because she said this back is pritty heavy wat are u carry in this and went for the zipper I dove over the bed and grapp the back and just say I had already looked in the back and that they should look sumwhere ells, LOL every body was looking at me with that face wats in the back so I had 2 cary it with me al the time. pritty wierd!

 

I don't hide them, I keep them out on my nigtstand.

 

In one of those plastic bins at the bottom of our armoire. We keep his and hers together.

 

We put them in the nightstand by the bed. Unfortunately, my 2 year old son also knows this.
More than once he has come running out of our bedroom waving a big floppy dildo in the air like "Look what I found Momma!"
I'm just waiting for the day when he does this when we have company over...AWKWARD!
Guess I should find a better hiding spot...

 

Thanks for the best laugh of the day. I have a clear picture in my mind and I keep cracking up. My co-workers think I'm nuts, but they have no idea the humor is about a big floppy dildo being waved by a 2 year old.

I hope it doesn't happen with guests over, but if it does I'm sure it will be something you will laugh about as well.

 

Yes Keenman, it cracked me up the first time he did it...cheesin grin from ear to ear, goofy toddler running stance, hand in air, floppy dildo waving side to side.
Glad to make you smile at work!