Where do you hide your sex toys?

Merci beaucoup, mon cher

I managed to find that ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE&feature=PlayList&p=269EE30E732F7A5D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2"]Banned Durex Condom Ad

L_S

 

de rien

and the look on the girl's face is priceless!

 

Better yet: go find something of here (eg, hairbrush, electric toothbrush, etc) and use that. Maybe forget to wash it off afterwards.

 

Those Durex ads (I watched a bunch of them) are really funny.

However, the cucumber one was a bit vanilla. Or at least to those of us who have put our tongues inside a woman where the cucumber woulda gone.

Why would I be hesitant to eat a cucumber that had been there, even if it had not been washed off?

 

Yes Shale...but not by her own father That's taking it a bit far.

Looking at the girl I imagine why you say so though, I wouldn't mind...

 

Hmm, and what if it were my cucumber?!

 

I would eat nothing but cucumber salad for the rest of my life...

 

haha let's take out the middleman

 

I found the coolest toy storage ever! it's called a toibocks. I got one for christmas and this thing is the sh*t. my brother came by over the holiday with his kids and if they did notice it they didn't say. they couldn't get into anyway. heck i couldn't get into it until read the instructions. cool stuff and it holds my dvds too...

 

I don't hide. I am very open about everything and don't feel it is necessary to hide. Just on my bedside table

 

I need to get some sex toys. They never really appealed to me before. Until now. I was looking at a site and there was this vibrator tongue thing. It looks creepy but it would feel amazing. I soo want it!

 

im single and alone so i just have them by my bed on the table

 

I just bought this storage bag from a street fair last week. It is called the “Utilimate Storage Bags”. It’s a large rectangular canvas bag with bungee cords connected at each corner. It has a zipper on it as well. They said the canvas was actually water resistant so it’s great for our toys. We connected this bag to the underside or our bed and it works great. It’s black in color and the bungee cords lift the bag tightly to the wooden slats so you can’t even notice it when looking under the bed.

Here’s a link to their site but I found it on Amazon as well http://utilimate.com/

I am now looking for a travel storage idea that can be kept from the little ones and the maids in a hotel room, what does anyone suggest???

 

I carve out books and create hiding places that way. Usually it's a large hard bound textbook, but almost any type works. If you want one, drop me a note.

 

I hide them under my mattress last time I had them in my drawer my mum found them

 

I don't have any to hide.

Sex toys for men are a bit pathetic imho. They may have much greater values for females.

 

I don't have sex toys, there are implements that are used on me, but they are kept locked away until they are needed.

 

I don't hide them. Right now I've got a drawer full, double dong on the lounge, magic wand on the table, finger sleeves in the bathroom. There's about 50 sex shops where I live. Everybody has seen it all before.

 

I used to just keep them in the bedside drawers but had to move them when my toddler started getting in to everything.

I was then using a makeup/nail art case but the toy collection outgrew the container.

A few weeks ago I purchased a bigger metal version of the above with an inset combo lock but the stupid peice of shit lock malfunctioned and I got locked out of it!

I played it out in my head and decided tripping off to the locksmith with my toy box was not a good idea, .... but a screwdriver, butter knife, and hammer later and I now have a broken box that cant even be closed let alone locked - but I have my toys

 

Not sure how funny you were meant to be there but that made me chuckle.