Where all the pussy eaters at???

i'll be waiting impatiently... until then i guess you'll have to trust me.

 

Well, pull your pants down-we can't get down to business with your clothes on

 

I love to recieve it... oh how I love it so, but my favorite is actually doing it. <3

 

Who's to say I'm wearing any?

 

Now that's the spirit!

 

I love to eat pussy maybe even more than getting head myself. Love hearing the girl pull your hair and moan as you pleasure her to the highest level!

 

To quote Southpark...

I'll munch your carpet, I'll kiss the kitty, I'll chew your box, vacuum the rug, lick the little man in the boat, bite the cat and suck your scar.

I'll eat your pussy so hard your head will collapse. I'll suck the contents out and then push 'em back in with my dick.

I just don't get men who won't. I bet they're the ones who bitch about not getting head.....

 

My boyfriend doesn't do it because he doesn't want to get his face messy. He's got a beard. But when we're in the shower or the pool he initiates it. Still, it kind of bugs me. When I told him this he was like "Well what if when you give me a blowjob I take my cum and put it on your face?" I mean he could do it neatly so only his mouth gets in there but he doesn't have much experience giving oral. Any, actually. I guess it's partly my fault for not taking him aside and telling him how to do it the way I like. lol

 

I FUCKING LOVE LOVE LOVEEEEE EATING PUSSY!!
I would just enjoy eating a pussy and thats all and be amazingly happy.

I also have an amazing tongue and very wild ;p
ANY TAKERS?!

 

It depends on the girl, some stink or dont taste good or its weird looking.

 

If it smells like cologne leave it alone, if it smells like fish have a dish.

 

Seriously? I'd gargle pussy juice if I could. I like nothing better than smearing a woman's wetness all over my face. I mean, they DID invent soap and water.

 

i'm not sure that makes a sound, at least until it starts ripping out and at that point i don't see how it would be a likable sound.

i don't know. i don't even have a joke for this. i'm just sitting here, wtf-ing.

 

A lot of people could and should learn a lot from this man.

Go Bob. :2thumbsup:

 

I hate to do this but they invented soap, water was kinda there.

 

LIES! Water was invented! M. Hydro and his twin, Mme Hydro, met Mr Oxy. They had a threesome, and hydrogen-hydrogen-oxygen (H2O) was born.

My edited new age 72nd edition Bible says so.

 

I was eating pussy last night

 

I tried, but I can't finish a whole one on my own.

 

I love to eat pussy Love it when she is kind of bending her body, and twisting and stuff, then i know she loves it.
And facesitting is a bit hot too but never tried it out, Im afraid that the girl will look at me as an perverted dude. Lol

 

i HOPE somebody posted this already so imma bump L.M.L.Y.P. (hopefully)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfPUvy3YkGo"]Ween - L.M.L.Y.P. - YouTube