Whens the last time you shit your pants

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Wild Mountain Dave, Jul 13, 2009.

  1. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Hey man, it doesnt get any better than this right here.
     
  2. naedhippie

    naedhippie Banned

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    ditto.
    I've wet my pants - but not shit them since I was potty trained.

    ... I have also had a stomach bug so bad that I sat in the bath tub - feeling like my insides were coming out both ends- but luckily, I didn't wear pants for that event.
     
  3. azucena

    azucena vagina farts

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    i dont remember so i'm gonna go ahead and say i was probably a toddler.
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    was at my friends wedding, after the reception had ended...i was staying with my friend and his girlfriend...they wanted to have sex, so i went for a stroll around Lake Placid...just walking around and on my way back i had to take a shit and i was pretty drunk...so i was trying to find a place i could go outside - i almost made it, but some got on my boxers...so i just finished up, used my boxers to wipe and threw them out in the bushes somewhere...i then went back to the hotel where the reception was at, somehow got back in and found my friends and continued to drink more
     
  5. Wild Mountain Dave

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    thats the kindest pants shittin story I ever heard.
     
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