When I die

i definitely want a party instead of a funeral...problem is, i don't think anyone will show either way. maybe if i book a really great band...

 

Vultures are attracted by the sound of horns?

 

In regard to her husband, If you're talking about the 90 year old oil tycoon J Howard Marshall, he was on his last breath at the ripe age of 89 when they got married

She

 

They like smooth jazz, too.

 

when i die, i want people to have a party while my body burns in the bon fire flames

 

I know I will die someday, it's inevitable, but I don't like thinking about it at all, scares the heck out of me. I love life too much, I love my family too much, I'll probably end up as one of those old biddies that people say "geez oh man, is that woman ever going to kick the bucket or what?!" I'll fight to the very end, that much is certain.

I already fought death once several years ago, and I sure as heck am not ready to go anywhere anytime soon.

It terrifies me to think of dying to be honest. Absolutely terrifies me.

 

I agree I want the old funeral pyre "gather wood and oil"



Hotwater

 

i'm gonna fight to live long too...i want my old brittle bones to crackle in the fire

 

When I die I don't know how many people would notice or care. I often get pessimistic and say that no one would notice, but I'm sure that some people that I think don't even notice me might really miss me, whereas some of my "friends" wouldn't give a shit unless they got some of my stuff. Either way if there are any of my organs left intact in the wreckage then the transplant recipient(s) family would definitely notice

I really don't plan to be old, I might make it to 50... When I'm dead I'd like to be remembered as some great world changing person, but in the end I really won't give a fuck what happens... Hopefully my legacy will be positive, but if people want to piss on my remains I won't be there to care. And if I die at 100+ mph I'll have the biggest adrenaline grin frozen on my dead face

 

dead macabre skeletons can come dance on my grave!

 

oh ihmurriah, dont feel sad because you dont like what people have to say, feel glad because of the way you know other people are
*dances with you...as opposed to on your grave*

 

How will anyone know if you died? Would if we just thought that you stopped coming to the forums but instead your actually dead?

 

Poor baby. Why did you emphasize the "blonde waste of skin" part? Is it lack of affection?

 

Wow Ihmurria!

Are you having a bad day? I'd notice you were gone and I know others would too. Your part of the furniture on HF!

 

^^^oh goody, now I'm furniture :tongue:

tied into the Anna Nicole death discussion. People were happy that she died and were calling her a waste of skin. I've done less with my life so far than she has, I haven't inspired thousands to orgasm ie modelled in playboy I've just lurked about in the frozen north. *shrugs* I guess I just feel like celebrating someones death is extraordinarily inappropriate unless a) they want you to or b) they've done something truly horrendous in their life, I mean on a Hitler-type scale.

 

As in you belong here :tongue: Your one of the original posters that made RT so awesome over the last 3 years. I miss the old crew! Missfontella, chaosfactor, colenzox and many others. They used to crack me up LOL!

 

I never understood why she smiled the way she did. It was always kind of freaky. She's still pretty hot most of the time but that smile is kind of disturbing.