Whats your favorite word for being stoned?

I use words :Kivis - in english - stoned ; vittus - fucked; sodi - broken

 

I'm not sober.

 

I ussually say baked.

 

My favorites is duuuuuuude im stoned, toasted, baked or zonked

 

aye, just thought of one. Aristotled

"man im fucking Aristotled"

 

gotta b "charmed". it was funny as fuck wen me an my m8s were stoned and one of my m8s said "im charmed" an we all laughed at him because he was supposed to say "chonged" (for those who donno wot chonghed means its just wen ur not quite stoned but fealin it). So we kept takin the piss outta him sayin "im charmed" and "charmed, im sure" an all that shit. I guess just outta habit the name stuck. Its also a cool code name for when my parents are in and stuff.

Also i like the phrase "homies rockin the ganj!" from the movie dogma

 

Cunted is the bestest