What's the WORST film of all time?

Leonard part VI

 

Dracula 3000. Seriously, it is the most unbrearable movie of ALL TIME

 

Dracula 3000? Don't you mean 2000?

 

No, Dracula 2000 was the movie directed by Wes Craven.
Dracula 3000 was a straight to video release starring Coolio. And it truley is awful

 

My bad... it wasnt directed by Wes Craven, he presented it.

 

Napoleon Dynamite

 

This movie takes the cake, if you dont believe me please watch it.. it will make you want to stab yourself.. worst movie i have ever in my life seen or will see.. Id rather watch The BabySitters Club the rest of my life then watch this movie again..

 

Thats funny

 

Howard the Duck and Anchorman are just horrible. Infomercials are more entertaining than those two movies.

 

jerry macguire, blehhh

 

Gozilla.. Stupid monster... Dun seems to die..

 

I think I recently downloaded what has to be the worst movie I can recall ever seeing, Shallow Ground.

1. Not a single actor with any ability in the entire cast
2. Most wooden 2 dimensional characterisation
3. Plot line that skips like a scratched LP
4. Time sequence absurdities

The list could go on, but safe to say don't waste your time with this film and if by some chance you decide to watch it anyways, don't do so with a drink in your hand lest you end up throwing it at the screen in disgust.

 

Garfield sucked. As did the cat in the hat. Those are the two worst I've ever seen. Whenever someone mentions movies that are complete crap, those two come to mind. Although... wait... trying to remember....

I remember a move called somehting like "Doppleganger". It was the crappiest horror movie I've ever seen. Then again, I don't watch many horror movies.

The White Balloon was boring as... something really boring. Then again, it's a foriegn film.

Any movie based on a childrens cartoon is pure evil. Kids love them though... Then again, the same could be said about cat in the hat and garfield... dammit....

 

It's a tossup between

The Falls (1980)
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)
and
Fahrenheit 9/11*

*Note: I didn't dislike the film for its political statement. I just thought it was a BAD film!

 

Evolution. the head and shoulders productplacement was the cheapest and most stoopid one I have EVER seen. BAH.

 

Are you kidding? Evolution was great! So damned funny...

 

I am totall serious. this movie was the worst movie I have ever seen. I could have seen it from a humorous point of view, if there weren't that stoopid shampoo thing. that really was totally unnecassary, and seriously spoiled the whole movie.

 

Did anyone enjoy that new XXX movie? I can understand Ice Cube doing any pile of shit for a buck, but what the screaming Jehosevah was Samuel Jackson and Willem Dafoe doing in it ?!? Allow me to sidetrack for a second... When I see Bush, Blair and the puppet with the beard having their little war and wasting thousands of innocent lives for the price of a full tank I know that there's something wrong with this world, BUT, when I see millions of dollars wasted on a festering minge of a film like this I realize that Nostradamus was right and Armaggedon is inevitable. Why is it that there's a warning on the side of a cigarette packet and not on shit movies? I mean outside the cinema there's usually an 18 sign for when the movie is for adults. Well, in this case they should put a massive penus warning the unwary that it's for pricks only.

 

George of the Jungle and Small Soldiers. Horrible acting.

 

Harry Potter.

And if anyone starts a worst books thread, put me down for Harry Potter.

Drivel.