What's the WORST film of all time?

I was in hospital for a week as a kid and had to ... well this was the only thing intresting to watch (apart from watching a colostomy bag being changed). So i am a litlle immune to it , i can see it being crap ... but its heart is in the right place.

You have 20 seconds to comply (to it being a great movie )

 

Then there's Corky Romano...probablythe worst movie from a SNL cast member.

Oh, and I know Im gonna catch hell for this but I HATE the Wizard of Oz

 

i think american pie 2 was absolute crap and im sure the others were equally bad

 

But have you seen Ringu, the japanese movie wich where copied by the american "The Ring", Ringu doesn't have special effects, and the girl going out the TV is a real girl moving strange and it is much more scaring, i loved it in the Jap one and i hated the American one putting all those effects to give it more tension.

And i saw the other day "Alien vs Predator" (downloaded from the Internet of course ) and it's another bullshit to include in the list, i love the computer game, and when the hell have you seen a Predator having an ally, pure shit.

 

Coyote Ugly

 

dreamcatcher

 

Everyone who has mentioned Plan Nine from Outer Space and Battlefield Earth are right on the money. The difference is that Plan Nine is funny-bad and Battlefield Earth is just painful-bad.

Or any movie that has ever been featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000, the king being "Manos: The Hands of Fate." I watched the MST episode of it last night; it's the funniest/most horrible thing I've seen in a long time. Definitely up there among the worst movies ever made.

 

LOL. I want to see this.

My picks:

• Body Double, horrible. NO womyn acts like this. Beyond degrading.
• The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzi. I walked out after about 5 minutes, my time is valuable.
• With Keanu Reeves and Lawrence Fishburne, it's all futurisitic and weird, and there is martial arts and shit and so fucking pretentious that I couldn't even finish it, I lasted less than 15 minutes with it. I blocked out the title.
• Kill Bill What the Fuck? What was the point?
• Anything with "cheerleaders" in the title
• Adaptation was about the most disappointing movie. I expected better. The end made NO sense, there was NO motivation for the sudden change in action, or Meryl Streep's actions at all. Stupid. It tried to hard to be alternative and independent.

 

Night of the Lepus (about killer bunnies)

The worst Made-for-TV Movie everwas Isn't it shocking about a serial killer, who goes around killing elderly folks with a portable defibrillator.

Or If that wasn't bad enough how about Seven in Darkness about seven blind people who are the sole survivors of a plane crash -- and attempt to survive while waiting for rescue :&



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My vote for the worst movie ever would be either Matrix 3 (especially the scene where the oricle just answers every question with another questioning, I think it was suppose to be philosophical), or else Bad Boys 2 (dead bodies rolling on the highway full of pills is a little too much for me).

Peace and Love,
Jon

 

oh oh forgot one, BAD SANTA!!!!!

I was ready to leave after an hour, only reason I stayed was because GF was enjoying it....

 

There're too many terrible movies to single out just one as bein' the worst, but one that sticks out in my mind as havin' really pissed me off was Teaching Mrs. Tingle.

 

Anything directed by or at least credited as having been directed by Alan Smithee.

 

Plan 9 cracks me up. I looked for months to try and find a copy of that movie.

 

Any single teen comedy. No exceptions.

 

What a great thread. This has given me so many movies to add to my Netflix cue. Up first: "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"!

I can't name my last-favorite movie of all-time -- there are so many to compete for that title. But one of the worst movies I've seen recently on DVD was 1997's "Nightwatch" with Ewan McGregor, Nick Nolte and Patricia Arquette. Good cast, good premise...but by the end of this movie I was rooting for the bad guy to do them *all* in. I just got angry with these dim-witted characters. And I like Ewan McGregor a lot, but his accent in this movie was horrendous. He couldn't hold it!

 

I feel bad for laughing about that, but the name is wrong on so many levels.

 

Salo 120 Days of Sodomy has to be the worst film in history, bad bad bad on every level. It's about a group of attractive Italian youth who are kidnapped in Facist Italy and forced to do dreadful things by a group of demented fascists, like eat razor blades and shit, horrible yet also somehow horribly boring to watch, they get rescued by the Nazi S.S. in the end. Imagine being rescued by the S.S.? You've really got to be in deep shit to be saved by those guys. I found out how they got rescued from the video's box - I'm afraid I didn't make it to the end of that awful film.

 

Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter is handsdown, the worst movie ever made. Not because Jesus is a Vampire Hunter, but because it's just not a good movie at all. There are so many ways that the movie could have gone with an idea like that, but the director chose all of the wrong ones. This movie should have a warning lable on it... something like, "We really aren't serious about this movie or the subject herein, but don't watch this, because it WILL make you retarded as a result." That is all....

 

Kung Pow is also a Very horrible movie:$