What's the WORST film of all time?

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones - makes Phantom Menace look like a masterpiece, which I used to think was impossible. Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman are a waste of the cubic area they occupy.


Battlefield Earth - what can I say that hasn't been said already?

Slackers - yes, a comedy even worse than Freddie Got Fingered. Just as repellant but also boring.

Poltergeist III - two hours of the characters wandering around a bunch of mirrors and calling each others names ad nauseum. Disgraceful.

The Passion of the Christ - It may interest you that phony, bigoted cocksucker Mel Gibson gave death threats to a negative reviewer of this movie ("I want his intestines on a stick.") . . . . while claiming to represent Christ, he's giving death threats. I'm sure Jesus must be proud. And the movie is nothing more than Gibson's sadistic, snuff-film masturbation fantasy. And Christians are such gullible idiots, they flocked right to this scam. H.L. Mencken was right: Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

I SAVED THE ABSOLUTE, CONTEMPTABLE WORST FOR LAST

All Michael Bay movies - Movies are an audio/visual medium, but this pig somehow manages to leave all five of your senses feeling raped and polluted. Armageddon is no different than having a jackhammer in your brain for two hours. His style is the ultimate in scrambled, hyper chaos; they're cinematic meth freaks. Not only is Bay a horrid movie maker, but in interviews, he's a horrid human being. Fuck Michael Bay, fuck his undoubtedly inbred parents for conceiving him and fuck the gas station bathroom in which his conception took place.

 

The Ninth Gate...it is so incredibly stupid...

 

Here's my top picks:

Number One:
Gigli -- Just had to watch it on Starz to see if it was really THAT bad. It was two hours of my life that I will never get back. There was not one redeeming feature to the entire film. Not one single likable character, just nothing. Blech, blech, blech, someone please lobotomize the memory of those two hours from my brain.

And in no particular order:
Battlefield Earth -- Couldn't sit through even half of it.
Starship Troopers 2 -- A sequal of another film that belongs on this list . . . need I say more?
Speed 2 -- WTF?
From Kelly to Justin -- I actually think Kelly has some vocal talent, but Justin has got to be the worst actor in the history of acting.

Of course, Ed Wood's films are atrocious, but, really, aren't they supposed to be? Same with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

 

Urban legend was a peice of shit
so was Donnie darko
and any kevin smith tripe

 

hate to admit it but I liked Urban Legend when it first came out in theateres... mind you I was in highschool atm and one's judgement isn't very good then...

I'd have to say the worst movie I ever saw was Wicker Man.

 

dirty dancing havanna nights dont rent it its horrible o and american movie

 

donnie darko is a great film

the worst film i've ever seen is *drum roll..........*

the langoleers (or however it's spelt)
it's so very crap!

 

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE!! That movie was soooooo crappy! It was awesome!!

 

I had heard it was very good , so watched it .. i went 'intresting intresting mmm yawn *snore* snore* ' completly missed the end credits.

The worst film i have ever sat through was the film with the australian crocodile fella.. i forget now... thankfuly

 

Dreamcatcher. Absolutely terrible. And don't get me started on that "British" accent

 

Please... Donnie Darko is a great movie, Kandahar is a movie where you can see the actual situation of people in Afganistan, and how Taliban treat women, worth seeing, very good, Starship Troopers represents a militarized society plenty of details and curious things, well it's not the best movie, but neither the worst.

Now, Armaggedon, The Patriot and National Treasure are really horrible movies where the American nationalism is exacerbated till vomit.
The Hole is also horrible but for obvious reasons; and Hart's war, but because Bruce Willis can't ever die, omg

 

anyone ever seen Krull?

think Planet of the Apes, meets Conan, meets Star Wars. I was stoned off my ass and couldn't even get into it it sucked so much.

 

is that the one with the princess in the spider web.. if so thats a good movie hahaha

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dreamworld/8663/krull/


yeah it is the one i thought..

'what you talkin about willis'

 

haha

i love how the site describes it as "schlock" and "cliched" and yet is still dedicated to it.

 

"the jerky boys" .. i seen it in the movie theater with my boyfriend at the time. we were the only two left in the theater at the end of the movie. everyone else had walked out and we didn't notice because he were too busy making out.

 

Titanic and Passion of the Christ. I mean it was sooooo obvoius how they would end.

 

You haven't lived until you've seen Glen or Glenda! Talk about camp

 

The Blair Witch Project...

Some idiots running around in the woods with a camera, trying to act scared to make the movie scary... sorry.. FAILED!

 

i love donnie darko... *sighs*

another movie i hate is robocop.. scared the shit out of me when i was little!!

 

Just about every action/sci-fi, and horror movies filmed today suck nuggets.

They go way to overboard with computer generated effects. You can see the glitches all the time. Too much of it is unreal. All movies that are supposed to be scary lead up to something good, but the end is always a complete let down. Blair witch, the Ring, and I can't even remember the titles of the rest of these ridiculously crap films that I wasted my time on.