What's the wildest thing you've stuck it in or stuck in you?

stuck it:
bass amp thinger
my hand
my mouth
rubber water toy thanger
sock
bandana rig
various clothing
potato
orange
banana
yogurt
pillow
water filled rubber glove
and more...

took it:
banana
cell phone
ribbed toothbrush
ribbed razor
viberating toothbrush
screwdriver handle
finger
pen
giant sharpie
UV Blue bottle
beer bottle
shampoo bottle
barbies
small flashlight
nail
ice cube
salt
toothpaste
grapes
and much, much more.


That was fun remembering all these, lol, thanks for the thread!

 

that was epic.

 

lol... I know some nurses who've had some interesting stories about people going into emergency with things stuck inside them - and the hilarious excuses they've had for how those things got there... including guys with things stuck inside their penis (as in up the urethra)! Eek.

 

I was a bit dubious when I first bought my FleshLight, but soon got to the point of wondering how I ever got by without one.

They may look a bit pricy, but if you compare the prices with those of other sex toys they are extremely reasonable.

Due to having a generous girth I've worn out a few inserts, as the silicon rubber only has a certain amount of repeated give, but the one I'm using at the moment seems to be outlasting all the others - it's the Super Tight Ribbed model, which may seem contradictory for a thick girth, but the additional material used from the outer diamter to the inner hole (the activity point) seems to add to its strength.

With each insert I've bought I've made a point of trying the various textures they offer, the best of which I've personally found to be the Wonder Wave, but of course this is going to be a case of personal taste - although I wouldn't advise going for any of those without a texture, although I imagine my next choice is likely to be the Ultra Tight model, which doesn't look like it has any texture at all - probably because the diameter of the hole is too small to accommodate it & relies on the pressure from the stretching of the silicon rubber for the application of pleasure.

Also, you should not forget to use plenty of lube with the Fleshlight.

I give it 10 / 10 every time.

 

heheheh a dildo with a flash light instaled lol
i can see inside u.....ewwwww theres something movi.....ahhh its alien ahhh....i died

 

LINAS AWKWARD LIST OF IMPROMPTU PENISES:

toothbrush
toy whale
carrot
banana
blown up condom
pen
crayon
finger
conch shell (owowow)

None of them felt good at all! lol.

 

banana skin

 

The wildest thing I put in my ass was half of a bowling pin. I think that was bigger than my g/fs fist but I can't be sure.

 

i stuck my wanker inbetween the matress and the thing that goes under the mattress once after seeing it in a movie. sweetass cinemetography in an otherwise bad movie...the protagonist called taking a shit "low altitude bombing." yeah, that's pretty much all ive tried besides like a tshirt or a sock (got the idea from american pie...lol). anyway, yeah, never try that. mattresses are painfully heavy.

by the way, i've never stuck my dong in an apple pie. lol.

 

I only have the stick in me option:
Lotion bottles
pens
pencils
balloon filled with sand ( don't recommend)
also had a electric razor....... but it died after maybe 2 minutes

 

I've only stuck one very wild thing in my girls; my dick. They have all given a nice feedback on how wild it was. LOL. :-D

 

You get one that is made with the ultra tight size, with those little dots in it, they say if you can last 10 minutes with that thing you can last 20 with a girl.

 

Stick it in:
A teddy bear with a hole in it.
My Mouth (I am super flexible.)

Stick up my arse:
Where do I begin?
6 carrots (at once, big carrots.)
My own dick. (don't ask.)
Cellphone
Vibrating Toothbrush
Screwdriver handle

Stick into penis:
Water (via eyedropper)
and something else, can't remember what, I stuck it in REALLY deep too.

 

Hairbrush, electric toothbrush, showerhead, markers (sometimes several...), beer bottle (the skinny part!)

 

just stuck a pen in there actually to do keigels lol.

ive put so many things in there... veggies, handles to brushes, anything ive found is the shape to get in ive tried. a lot of things just wont fit though. once i tried a pepsi can and tried soooooooooo hard and it would not go maybe one day lol

 

once i pulled out my dick and lyed on it and rubbed it on my bed, it was so amazing!
But hard to do!

 

when trying the vacuum, start soft and let it make you hard. it is a great cumming experience.

 

I'd choose a camaro over those cars ANY DAY!!! And I'm a girl!!!

 

Im not legal either...... but i have used an ink pen and a REALLY thick marker. And when i take a shower, I set the detachable shower head on high speed with cold water (it feels good) and run it over my pussy, which by the way makes my legs shake a lot! It feels really good sitting in the shower just letting high speed water run over my nerves!!!!

 

and now im horny. i havent put mine in anything,not that curious