What's the wildest thing you've stuck it in or stuck in you?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by john.rousher, Sep 3, 2008.

  1. hottninja

    hottninja Member

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    stuck it:
    bass amp thinger
    my hand
    my mouth
    rubber water toy thanger
    sock
    bandana rig
    various clothing
    potato
    orange
    banana
    yogurt
    pillow
    water filled rubber glove
    and more...

    took it:
    banana
    cell phone
    ribbed toothbrush
    ribbed razor
    viberating toothbrush
    screwdriver handle
    finger
    pen
    giant sharpie
    UV Blue bottle
    beer bottle
    shampoo bottle
    barbies
    small flashlight
    nail
    ice cube
    salt
    toothpaste
    grapes
    and much, much more.


    That was fun remembering all these, lol, thanks for the thread!
     
  2. -moonshine-memi-

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    that was epic.
     
  3. AussieLad

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    lol... I know some nurses who've had some interesting stories about people going into emergency with things stuck inside them - and the hilarious excuses they've had for how those things got there... including guys with things stuck inside their penis (as in up the urethra)! Eek.
     
  4. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    I was a bit dubious when I first bought my FleshLight, but soon got to the point of wondering how I ever got by without one.

    They may look a bit pricy, but if you compare the prices with those of other sex toys they are extremely reasonable.

    Due to having a generous girth I've worn out a few inserts, as the silicon rubber only has a certain amount of repeated give, but the one I'm using at the moment seems to be outlasting all the others - it's the Super Tight Ribbed model, which may seem contradictory for a thick girth, but the additional material used from the outer diamter to the inner hole (the activity point) seems to add to its strength.

    With each insert I've bought I've made a point of trying the various textures they offer, the best of which I've personally found to be the Wonder Wave, but of course this is going to be a case of personal taste - although I wouldn't advise going for any of those without a texture, although I imagine my next choice is likely to be the Ultra Tight model, which doesn't look like it has any texture at all - probably because the diameter of the hole is too small to accommodate it & relies on the pressure from the stretching of the silicon rubber for the application of pleasure.

    Also, you should not forget to use plenty of lube with the Fleshlight.

    I give it 10 / 10 every time.
     
  5. new-guy

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    heheheh a dildo with a flash light instaled lol
    i can see inside u.....ewwwww theres something movi.....ahhh its alien ahhh....i died
     
  6. linalemonlime

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    LINAS AWKWARD LIST OF IMPROMPTU PENISES:

    toothbrush
    toy whale
    carrot
    banana
    blown up condom
    pen
    crayon
    finger
    conch shell (owowow)

    None of them felt good at all! lol.
     
  7. genie_man

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    banana skin
     
  8. SunnyDays

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    The wildest thing I put in my ass was half of a bowling pin. I think that was bigger than my g/fs fist but I can't be sure.
     
  9. Deranged

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    i stuck my wanker inbetween the matress and the thing that goes under the mattress once after seeing it in a movie. sweetass cinemetography in an otherwise bad movie...the protagonist called taking a shit "low altitude bombing." yeah, that's pretty much all ive tried besides like a tshirt or a sock (got the idea from american pie...lol). anyway, yeah, never try that. mattresses are painfully heavy.

    by the way, i've never stuck my dong in an apple pie. lol.
     
  10. jaigurudeva~

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    I only have the stick in me option:
    Lotion bottles
    pens
    pencils
    balloon filled with sand ( don't recommend)
    also had a electric razor....... but it died after maybe 2 minutes :(
     
  11. Eternal Soul

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    I've only stuck one very wild thing in my girls; my dick. They have all given a nice feedback on how wild it was. LOL. :-D
     
  12. The Center

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    You get one that is made with the ultra tight size, with those little dots in it, they say if you can last 10 minutes with that thing you can last 20 with a girl.
     
  13. The Center

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    Stick it in:
    A teddy bear with a hole in it.
    My Mouth (I am super flexible.)

    Stick up my arse:
    Where do I begin?
    6 carrots (at once, big carrots.)
    My own dick. (don't ask.)
    Cellphone
    Vibrating Toothbrush
    Screwdriver handle

    Stick into penis:
    Water (via eyedropper)
    and something else, can't remember what, I stuck it in REALLY deep too.
     
  14. Dancefairy

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    Hairbrush, electric toothbrush, showerhead, markers (sometimes several...), beer bottle (the skinny part!)
     
  15. MaryJane69

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    just stuck a pen in there actually to do keigels lol.

    ive put so many things in there... veggies, handles to brushes, anything ive found is the shape to get in ive tried. a lot of things just wont fit though. once i tried a pepsi can and tried soooooooooo hard and it would not go :( maybe one day lol
     
  16. Theoilyhand

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    once i pulled out my dick and lyed on it and rubbed it on my bed, it was so amazing!
    But hard to do!
     
  17. searchingfool

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    when trying the vacuum, start soft and let it make you hard. it is a great cumming experience.
     
  18. mistylu13

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    I'd choose a camaro over those cars ANY DAY!!! And I'm a girl!!!
     
  19. mistylu13

    mistylu13 Guest

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    Im not legal either...... but i have used an ink pen and a REALLY thick marker. And when i take a shower, I set the detachable shower head on high speed with cold water (it feels good) and run it over my pussy, which by the way makes my legs shake a lot! It feels really good sitting in the shower just letting high speed water run over my nerves!!!!
     
  20. phlip side

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    and now im horny. i havent put mine in anything,not that curious
     

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