What's the wildest place you've done it?

i once masturbated half way up a tree...

mmmm - scratchy, but fun.

 

I don't know if you'd consider this as falling within this specified category, but there was a time when a girlfriend & her 3 kids temporarily moved in with me, but as I only have a single bedroom flat, as you can understand there wasn't much in the way of privacy, so one romantic moonlit night we left the kids on their own & went for a little walk.

We started to make out in the shadow of some nearby trees, so that we would be able to see anyone approaching, but they wouldn't be able to see us.

Anyway, half way through the condom I was wearing split, and as it was the only one I had I was forced to withdraw. Needless to say, though, once you reach that stage you can't just stop - you have to see it through, so I had to finish myself off by masturbating - then I did the same to her (which, as it happened, was apparently the first orgasm she had ever experienced).

 

when I was a kid, my girlfriend gave me a hand job in the back seat of her fathers car While he Driving!!

It was really intense thinking how easy it would be to get busted!

I probably would have been beaten and Walking if he caught us!!

 

I would have to say either on a trampoline when I was 9, or on top of a treehouse in my backyard a couple of months ago.

What can I say? Nature turns me on

 

i masturbated and shot my load in a campfire =)

 

^lol
backdraft burnt dick anyone lol
weirdest place was my hot tub with my gf while my parents where in the basement

 

ha my manjibles are still in one piece, but the jizz did have the melted marshmellow effect

 

HOLY SHIT
smoors with jizz in them heeheh that would be a great prank and sexy treat all in one
yumm a campfire snack for the gf while my dick burns off lol
or marshmallow surprise and white glaze LOL
ROFL

 

im sure shell love it, just watch how black you make it haha

 

what my dick or the smoors
seriously i just told her this and she wants to cook my dick like a roast pig
should i be scared or what lol

 

tell her not to bite ha

 

ahhhaha, lol
hmm...my wildest place...errr...
i guess it was some years ago, in school, in middle of class

 

i have another it wasn't me but some kid got cought masturbating in the school bathroom by a hall aid. he was watching porn on his PSP lol funny thing is the hall aid was female and just walked in and saw him(wait what if it was sheman and .....ewwwwwwww)
lol it was funny for a while lol

 

we had these two kids get caught in the stairwell leading to the cafeteria having sex

 

just a little while ago in the barhroom at work, ok maybe it's not that wild but it was exciting, at first i was just going to stroke it a little, but after a while it felt so good i just kept going.

 

Airplane, car, train, and hot tub with other people in it.

 

Riding down the interstate.........many times...

 

planes trains, and automobiles

 

Driving down the freeway..we helped each other.Its always nice to reciprocate..

 

got completely naked at a secluded beach and just jacked it then noticed that there was a woman their just over the rocks watching me i turned red.
my sisters bed while snffing her panties
my wife's sisters bed
on my wife's sister
on my wife's best friends ass
on my wife's mom's face while she was sleeping on the couch she's wicked hot
my wife jacked me in the back of a movie theater, super market, resteraunt, public beach in france, in front of her sister, and on a couch at a crouded party inwhich people started to notice.