What's the wackiest thing you had up your ass Ladies or Gentlemen ?

a D-battery, a gi-joe figure, a candle, a stick, a hose (while on) - all before 10

Really, I think finding the joys of the body should be everyone's goals.
yeah, crazy... but im happy.

 

The brown nose of a HS Senior Who thought he was the gift of the god's to the world. Failed the bastard, felt good about it, and gave up subbing. Ooohhhh!, you mean sex! Nothing - don't go there.

 

many, many things. xD
vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, cucumbers, beer bottles, carrots, etc.

 

WTF! ROFLMAO ahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

:cheers2::rofl::sifone:

BUTT anyways... my list would be too ridiculous... it'd be easier to lift the stuff I haven't had up my ass, lol.

 

Some folks sure are easily amused.

 

Fingers
dildos
butt plugs
markers
small coke bottle
cucumber
banana
small hand

 

Carrot.

 

Nothing artificial! Good!! ;-)

 

Raccoon.don't think he liked it tho.

 

My mothers vibrator

Dan

 

fist, baseball bat, penis pump, various fruits and vegetables and household items

 

I recall when I was a kid, just starting into puberty, although I still had absolutely no idea about what Anal Sex was all about (come to that, I only had a very vague idea about what Straight Sex was all about & didn't even realise there was any other) I used to enjoy insert loads of marbles in there, leaving them in there as long as possible, then passing them out again.

Once I learned about masturbation, I also found that the marbles heightened the experience, although, as the time, I never understood why. Of course, with the benefit of hindsight it's obvious that the marbles were being moved around by the frequent muscular contractions during the masturbatory sessions, causing them to stimulate the prostate, right up to, during , and after the ensuing orgasm.

Of course the problem was always in retrieving the marbles afterwards. I had to pas them into the toilet, as per normal, then fish them out & clean them by hand, as they wouldn't flush away - plus that would be a waste of some perfectly good marbles.

Come to think of it, you don't see boys playing marbles any more these days, but they still seem to be as popular a posession as they ever were. Hmmm - I wonder...

 

a couple dicks
the fingers attached the bodys of the dicks mention previously
my fingers


gonna try the marbles tho lol

 

didn't see if I already replied.. but when i was heavy in to anal play I stuffed a bicycle tube in my ass, ziptied part of it so it would create a bulb in my ass and started inflating it.. wow the stretch was awesome feeling.. The funny part was the tail..

 

sq girl, you had a couple of dicks in your ass?
If so, I'm honestly impressed.
I've never met a girl that cool (or maybe I have, hard to tell)

arty:

 

fingers, dildo...we ordered strapon, cant wait to try it out

 

not all at once tho

 

The Mighty Joe dong and believe me guys this thing is huge.

 

The three stooges,a park bench,side a' beef and a chainsaw.

 

Fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.

The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic.:ack2: