What's the most embarrassing, sex related, thing that's happened to you?!

50 years ago I wore speedos at the beach or pool. But then I had the body to be able to pull it off. One thing about it was I'd find myself having to get in the water occasionally because my cock decided it was time to flex itself. The speedo would barely contain it even though I'm just a little better than average. Several times it became uncomfortable and when I'd adjust the head would pop out over the top. I'd push it sideways only to have this log reaching around towards my hip. Otherwise speedos showed that I had a nice big package between my legs.

 

I had that problem, too, when I wore my Speedos!