What's The Craziest Thing You've Done While Stoned?

I’ve never really done anything that out their, but I got a good story about a friend of mine. We were all down in the basement of a buddies house, (think that 70’s show), anyway we were about 16 –17 ish, so were pulling bong0rs most of the day, and I stated telling my friend Jake that if you drink the bong water it makes you like 10 times as high. With the help of a few other friends he started to believe this horrid, horrid lie, anyway the inevitable happened, I thought he would take a small drink cuz I mean that shit has to taste bad, but no0o0o, he downed the whole thing. We were all like , so anyway we all tried to remain cool about it and not let on that we were full of shit. About 30 min’s later I look over at Jake and he is like pale as fuck, I am thinking to myself ‘this can’t be good’, it wasn’t 30 seconds later and he just leaned over the arm rest of the couch and puked more than any human should be able to puke. Lmao.Ok I just thought of another story, though I could do these all day, anyway. This isn’t something I did while high but I was smoking a ton at this point in my life, so it’s more about being a stoner. Anyway so I was working construction and one day we were working in the middle of no where and noon time came around. So like normal we all are going to head to town for food, so me being a nice do0d I was like, hey guys why don’t you ride with me. So for a mental image you got me, two other d00ds I work with, and my boss sitting in the back passengers side of my jepp. Now I failed to think about how just the night before I had gone with some friends and bought some smoke and that we were smoking most the night in my jeep. Anyway so we go to lunch and stuff and then come back and finish the day out no biggy. Then I open the rear passengers door (right were my boss was sitting) to throw in my tool belt, and there is like the biggest nugget on the floor, I mean were talking like ¼ oz bud, YOU COULDN”T MISS IT IF YOU TRIED. Seems that my buddy riding in the back the night before, might not have been to good at rolling in the dark, either way that was pretty much the end of my incognito ‘I don’t do drugs’ cover, at that job..