whats the biggest cock you ever had

My penis is so large it bends light. It has more mass than neutronium. It can only become erect after blood donations from blue whales. I was circumcised by a laser from space. I trim my pubes with a grain harvester. My testicles have both north and south poles, and are currently housing a conference of a tribe of giants.

ner ner ner ner ner

 

^^^ lol

Um, the biggest dick I've seen was in a porn probably. But in real life...I wanna say around 8 inches and medium thickness.

On the other hand -- I once made out with a guy who had about a 1/2 inch dick, no kidding.

 

you PROMISED you wouldn't tell.......

 

If you were just making out with him, how'd you find out he had a 1/2 inch dick haha?

 

........and when you woke up,mummy was preparing your cornflakes and you'd dribbled on your teddy.

Awwwwww.

 

If they've already reached the situation where they've succeeded in getting some sex, then why should anyone be concerned about how his penis size compares with someone else's? If it's an innate instinctive competetive urge in order to gain a mate, then once mated, the competition has already been won.

 

men are obsessed with size because usually their performance is terrible.

And yes, my nickname used to be Onepush......

 

...made me laugh.

Because I was being aggressive and put my hand down his pants.
I remember he tried to push my hand away, I had a few drinks that night
and I just kept going. It was an extremely awkward moment...so I played it off and acted like he was just like any other guy --- but on the inside I was very shocked. ......it wasn't long before I stopped making out with him.

I share this story to a lot of my female friends btw.

 

I was watching a porn the other day where this guy had this really long dick...and he couldn't even get it inside the girl probably past not even the first half of his dick..... it was such a turn off.
I'm mentioning this because....as for me, I can't speak for all women, but I do NOT like a giant dick.
I'd rather have a nice average size dick....and some good slamming pounding sex....I'd rather it be able to go all the way inside me comfortably.

Women aren't obsessed with huge cocks like men think.

Performance is way more important. Way way more important.

 

The thing is though that each individual girl has their own tastes in what a "great, good, fair, or poor performance is".

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I have no proof, but I'd like to go out and guess that I think a lot more of today's youth that have grown up with the internet know what a clitoris is at least compared to past generations who may not have had those avenues for knowledge.

 

I don't mean to boast, but if anyones interested in someone who's interested in one who's an inch long, big around as a coffee can, just sayin!!

 

Individual sexual compatibility, you are so right --- but my bottom line point is, a big dick doesn't get it.

 

Yeah, it looks cool hangin there, but if you can't even use it, it's useless!

 

Right.

You know the only hope of dispelling the big penis mythology has to come from women telling true horror stories of bad sex with big dicks and highly successful sex experiences with small and average dicks (4-6) inches.


Porn doesn't help this though.

 

Porn makes men think this is what we women want, some monster dick...
so wrong.

Those women in porns are so used up and loose --- and porn is for visual thrills --- but in reality, it really really hurts if a penis is too long -- it feels like discomfort instead of pleasure.

The guy I had sex with (years ago) with a larger sized dick ---- was very average or below average in bed....he rubbed me to try and make me cum....which I could have done better myself and then he just sat there and wanted me to ride him, it was very boring and disappointing.

For women, it starts in our minds before we even get to the bedroom...I like to be made to feel beautiful and wanted. I like lots of flirtation and dirty talk.
Yes, there are times when I just want a quick fuck....but it better be a good pounding!

But anyhow, porn really distorts reality when it comes to penis size.

Men, stop being obsessed with your size. You worry about it more than us women do!!!

 

im a little over 7 and thick not crazy thick but ive had trouble with getting it in some girls and bottoming out so i cant imagine 14 inchs, my girlfriend had never seen porn so we were drinking one night messing around and i pulled out a porn to show her this guy was 18 inchs and it never got hard, his hard on wasnt hard lol it was useless even for blowjobs

 

my chicken is up to 2 lbs about now.

 

My BF is almost 9 inches hard and that is plenty big enough for me for sure...

 

Did it with a guy that is 8 inches once.

 

How much could you two take comfortably?
Was there part of him you couldn't take?