Whats something cool about you?

Nah, cant happen, I a permanet grouch!

 

quit lying yank you are not a permanent grouch.

 

Bullocks. I can Yankety-Yank your chain until you bust a gut laughing.

 

careful on how hard your yanking that thing, it aint much but I would like to keep it around a little

 

:O

Ah, man. I impishly walked into that one.

 

I am double jointed, allergic to aloe vera, and soy.
I once tried to mount a merry-go-round dragon the same way one mounts a horse, my knee nailed it's VERY hard wing, and I went down like a two dollar whore on double coupon night.

it still twinges on cold nights.

 

Well I could brag about myslef in this thread. And tell you all about the cool things I have or know or can do, but I wont cause its annoying. Thats the cool thing about me.

 

My anal entrance/exit can produce strange smells.