Whats something cool about you?

I'm double jointed.

 

wanna date?

 

nothing is that cool about me

 

I Asked Gerri if there is Anything Cool about me...And she just Laughed...

I am Not Cool...

*kidding though...I am Stronger than I Look*

 

I'm a bonafied asshole and people can't match my level of sarcasm.
My humor is so far into the gutter, you'd have to dig a layer of dead babies to get to it.
I'm a verbal assassin.

That is all

EDIT: I lied, that is NOT all.

I am harsh and extra abrasive at times for my own amusement.

I also love my dog, she is furry and brown.

That truly is all.
Not really...there are so many cool things about me.

 

I asked my little brother and he said "cause you're fucking bomb!" "...and also pretty, funny, smart, and won't tell I said the e-f-f word" lol

 

I can juggle 3 of almost anything

 

i can take a shit in less than 30 seconds...

 

Hmm, what's cool about me, well let's see (aside from my overall coolness factor) I can, hmm, I got nothing..

Well, someone once told me that I made them feel better about themselves because they always thought, well, at least I am not her...

I can read really really fast...And I am really great at puzzles and fixing things...
I can be happy anywhere and to me that is the coolest thing...

 

There’s not one thing which stands out; it’s the complete package


Hotwater

 

that is something to be proud of
everyone appreciates people who pinch quick

 

1. I have no ear lobes
2. I've walked from one side of England to the other, and cycled the length of Britain
3. I once played snare drum on the field during the half time show of an AFC Championship game

 

as long as they take at least 30 seconds to wipe too..and then another 30 to wash their hands.

 

i can shit ice cream any flavor you desire

 

i just had some strawberry ice cream that i shit out

 

I guess chocolate is a easy one eh?

 

I'm bitterblue.

 

that isn't required...just the 30 seconds to poop

 

i can belly dance

and i'm double jointed in my pointer finger (not really that cool but it freaks people out when i show them)

and... i make probably the best grilled cheese any of you have ever had. like, ever. in your life. believe me.

 

I speak Spanish.

I come from an island in the Caribbean.

I have crazy crazy vivid dreams

I can sometimes see the pulse of the earth

I can touch my head with my feet

haha, I dont know. Im not really sure what cool means.