What's Happening???

Also, if yall haven't had After Eight - you haven't lived.

 

Merry Christmas! My husband bought me a necklace I love it. He knows what I like. He wanted a new drill to work on things, which was one of the gifts I bought for him. I can't imagine wanting that for a present. lol!!

 

The first thing I wanted to say was "you should dig them up!"
But I thought that might be frowned upon.

 

Thats really cool about the graves, I love old graves

 

One Christmas, I asked for several tools and was very happy when I got them!

 

Eloise Gein

 

My sister just texted me to let me know she and my mom will be late because someone turned off the oven with the turkey in it and also some cows have wandered into her yard and they have to find the owners

So there's that. Have a mooey Christmas yall
(I'm not very good at cow puns)

 

I don't know if we will go to see my daughter and grandson today or not. I'm not sure when he will come home from visiting with is dad at his other grandmother's house.

My daughter has her wife with her so they're happy.

I don't know. I'm leaving it up to her to contact me.

 

Hosting my family

 

I hope they do it. But maybe when I'm home and not here, so *I* don't get haunted.

 

Ha!
I was amoosed.

 

There may be records of the burials if you do a little "digging" around.

 

Christmas with my daughter and grandson isn't happening.

She said they sent the wrong present for me and hubby and that she won't have the replacement delivered until Jan. 2nd.

That's no big deal.

The grandson is being brought to my daughter's home by his other grandmother, opening presents from his mom and then going back to the grandmother's house to spend some more time with his dad because he is leaving to go back to his home (Florida) tomorrow.

I'm torn about what I want to do now.

I could take a nice nap or I could dress and go outdoors.

 

I think that one is only on HBO though. I'm not a subscriber, so... waiting for netflix to get it I suppose.

 

I took a short nap and woke to the sound of my daughter firing her new pistol behind the house.

Ah, kids and their Christmas toys!

I'm having some coffee and then it's on to making some meatloaf and sweet potatoes.
I'm hungry!!!

 

I'm grouchy as all Hell, right now.

 

I haven't slept so much in so long. And I still feel majorly tired like I could roll over right now and sleep another session away.
I do think I'm getting sick though.

 

Well hey there sunshine!

 

Yippee-kai-yay, motherfucker

 

Come out to the coast! We’ll get together, have a few laughs

 

die hard was on but it was the computer virus one .. not my fav.

 

I watched fighter pilot documentaries.

 

i like mostly for the sound

 

I enjoy watching MG42 videos for the sound too.
Sounds like.. Victory.

 

Considering blowing some of that money I won in the raffle on a Fanatec 7gear H patter steel shifter for the sim.

 

Lol I just asked miss for a cheeseburger and she said I already had one and I'm like pff when and she's like the other day when you were drunk we went out to MacDonalds I'm like no way I don't remember that. So she shows me the receipt. and she says don't you remember you and two other cars were getting these chants going in the drive thru. oh I very vaguely remember that and she said I was too drunk she had to feed me nuggets on the couch.

 

Few new people here.. might as well tell a story.

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the airport.
Some people were tall ,and some people were short.
A lady in stockings, high heels and fine hair.
Its the holidays season, what do I care?..

I stand there waiting, crazy thoughts in my head.
Maybe I should fly to Texas instead.
What do you know another delay,
I suppose tonight the floor I stay.

When out the boarding gate there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from from the floor to see what was the matter.
Away police officers ran by like a flash,
Some said "omg is a terrorist attack"

The beer I drank in the lounge must'a had me going.
Because I see a naked man and his balls are showing.
What to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an erect penis. .. I though "Oh dear"

This little old man, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Dick
More rapid than eagles curse words out his mouth they came.
He shouted and shouted, "this is shame.

Now listen you bastards, come look at me all,
you wanted to see my gun and my balls"
From the top his lungs, he shouted away.
People just stared at him, what more could they say.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard a snap
The hand on a tazer, hes about to get zapped.
They drew their arms and aimed with their guns
Hitting St Dickolas right in the bum.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples a glow!
Just when you thought it was the end of the show.
He drooled from the mouth and pulled out the wires.
He jumped in the air and then jumped higher.

He jumped on the counter grinning his teeth,
Spitting out profanity to everyone beneath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
He shook his wang, like a bowl full of jelly!

It wasnt much longer they shot him again,
this is when all the magic begins.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
took the lady in stockings, gave his wang a jerk.
I thought for a minute quickly "how rude"..
then I thought again, well "right on dude"

The cops sprang on him, with all their might
hauling him off holding him tight..

But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere they drove him out of sight,

"FUCK YOU TSA , and to all a good-night!"

 

That's one thing i do like buying when traveling. International chocolates or chocolates you can't really find in America. Buy them in bunches. Those were pretty good.