What's Happening???

So what does one wear to the theatre? It's not the movies it's stage play and I have a feeling my jeans and flannies are not going to cut it.

I am playing pool trials in the morning/afternoon and then we have the theatre in the evening, so I am able to get changed beforehand.

I've googles photos and like, I don't have any of those fancy pants dresses. I can wear a dress, like a slim dress but none of this, parachute at the bottom or behind.

I feel it's going to be an interesting experience. I'm yet to research whether there will be drinks available, though I'll most likely be drinking a few in the pool trials, so I'll be half cut at some stage. Lol.

 

i wish i has a pizza right now.

 

@Irminsul

if you don't have 'fancy pants' dresses, a simple black dress (not miniskirt. at least knee to half calf) flats to match, a clutch or small bag (since you wont' have pockets) or dark pants-suit with matching shoes, and you'll be just fine. the art of 'dressing up' depends on where your'e going. to a theater, it's gauche to draw attention to oneself over the actors. If you're going to a ball, then of course you want to be seen, but not /more/ than the host/hostess

So dress simply and conservatively, not outlandishly. a little lipstick for color if you like.

 

Honestly I’d rate both Le’Veon Bell and Ezekiel Elliott over Todd Gurley II

 

I google to see. wow they look awesome. I've made them before, unknowing if it's a thing, but I usually just say ask "would you like wrap in the squasher"

 

I skip the tortilla. I just pan sear shredded cheese until it's a crispy disk.. which I sometimes put more cheese inside.

 

Can any ladies in here testify?

 

And why is that?

 

When healthy they’ve both been statistically better over the past few years

 

How many rings dey got?

 

"when healthy" lmao. he was suspended for beating some chick or something.

 

Yeah he beat up his former girlfriend and pulled down a girls top at a bar in Dallas (he was probably drunk) otherwise he’s been a model citizen

 

How is this criminal thug still playing sports?

 

He's extremely talented

 

You shouldn't be beating up girls and pulling girls tops up and down and be playing professional sports IMO. Unless this was like a long time ago or something, and we forgive him and he changes and shows changes.

I'm now old enough to have actually seen careers of athletes from rookie to retiring veteran. Some ever people I knew and went to school with and so I also know how people change throughout periods of maturity. If you're pulling down shirts and besting up chicks and still playing professional sport earning ehat they do in a 3 year time frame, something isn't right.

The moment somebody signs a poster or a hat, or poses in a selfie, right then that first one, they're a role model and should start acting like one because youth have their hearts set on these athletes and look up to them during the crucial learning stages of life.

Unless you a metalhead because metal heads traditiionally won't like sports and look up to guitar players.

Or maybe you look up to your parent ad hard working folk or medicine people and nurses and doctors. I dunno, but anyway for a lot of people.. Or like for whatever people... Athlete's. Role models.

 

A lot of NFL players are extremely stupid but they make people a lot of money so they keep em around.

 

you'll be slightly underdressed, but if you have black jeans, a comfortable flat or kitten heel and a business casual top, you can get away with that.. usually.

just for the love of all things holy, don't show up in your pj's. (seen it happen more than once!)

 

but basically, so long as you avoid tshirt, giant purses, flipflops, slogan shirts, sportswear, hats and ballroom attire, you shouldnt' have any problems.

 

What if I take all the money I just got for my (not my) car and I go buy the best dress with it? That'll show those upper-class typhoons who's boss?

 

nope. it'll make you look like your'e trying too hard, and if it's enough to get attention, it'll distract from the performance. less important than 'what you wear' though is 'how you act' - no showing off, no crinkling snacks, etc. basically it more or less comes down to 'don't be a douche, and you'll be ok.'