What's Happening???

Fricking flaming fireballs, Y'all!

It's not even Noon and our temp is 86F with heat index of 99F.

 

Fall is just around the corner...thankfully. Around here about the middle of September you can tell the difference.

 

Anyway, back to bodily functions, I have hemorrhoids. I know one is on the outside of my anus but I think there is also at least one in my sphincter area. It itches like hell but I don't want to stick my finger in there to scratch so I just live with it.

 

Hubby said he read that it's supposed to get cooler than usual right after Labor Day!

 

I'll take my turn...At my age, having had this IBS since late teen years, when it flares I end up in such pain on the toilet that it also triggers vomiting.

Look what a joy your golden years can be.

 

I've cancelled my trip to Ibiza. Waiting to get money back from the airline tickets and to hear from the hotel on Ibiza so that I may cancel my reservation. I tried calling them yesterday but for whatever reason they don't have 24 hr staff - I tried both reservations and front desk. Whatevs...

 

We've got to go ask hubby's sister to borrow $2,000.

We borrowed $1,670 from my daughter to pay Willow's vet expenses when we ran out of money.

His bill was over $1,900 and we still lost him.

We borrowed the money from my daughter's credit card and she needs to credit to pay her apartment rent for the 2 months she will be out when her baby is born.

I hate this.

it would have been worth it if it had saved him.

 

Kinda hot here too..

yinz will have less bottom problems if u just garden hose the hole out sometimes..
between your colon.. The rectum is light storage. When this gets full you have to poop.. but if this track isnt empty . ITs like having a mouth full of food and throwing up at the same time..
asides from the fact shit dont just come out your ass randomly- unless you have some sort of problem.
lets go back to rectum having a small amount of material that hasnt been voided yet.
this causes the interior sphincter to hold because the Rectum isnt clear. thus jamming and causing IBS- indigestion ..
simply lean your ass over the tub, gently apply water pressure from hose- warm water. let the water flow in, the rectum will ease up and allow wash to circulate and push out lower /rectum waste. use body muscles to force water out.
you will see the difference in energy, mental clarity, less body aches, less stomach issues. easier movements..

 

The pediatrician we were under as children was a huge believer in Milk Of Magnesia and Enemas.

She'd even "prescribe" that if you had a sore throat.

 

Does anybody know about the Nicotine Inhaler?

It's not a vape.

 

All I did was mention pee, and you guys had to take it to a whole 'nother level, didn't you? Gross people.

 

a whole 'nother!
every time i've said that people say it's not a word/way of saying things

 

Irregardless, he said it anyway.

 

lol

 

Noot noot

 

The subject just opens so many possibilities for response in a forum like this.

 

it does that

 

Suffering a sunburn from yesterday's great adventure

 

wish I could get sunburn..

lucky i buy sun or id get none at all..

 

Well I'm up to final game of the 2019 madden season. I won the division comfortable. After trailing for most of the season, Raiders and chargers both dropped off not winning in the last month. Right now I'm 13-2 and benching all my starters against Raiders this game.

Surprised I haven't lost more. I should have...

My defense is horrible in the centre so I need MLB and safeties bad during off season but I'm not exactly hopeful that my start CB and WR will resign with me. So I'll have a lot of money I guess.

Time for some dramatic trades lol.