What's Happening???

That's what the little blue pills are for!

 

Morning All......7-41am Here.....0c.....Frost.....Blue Sky.....But Most Importantly For The First

Time Since I Don't Know When......GLEN Woke Up With A "Roaring Morning Woodie"......Just

Thought You Would Appreciate Knowing That......At My Age Any "Wood Is Good"......



Cheers Glen.

 

You flaunt it mate !

 

When I make a curry I do the mushrooms at the start in butter , the onions I just quarter and throw in the pot when it's all bubbling

 

Buy A "Splatter Shield"......Iv'e Used One For Years......Bought It Not Because I Hate Oil On My

Sweatshirt......BUT.....Because I Live "Nakkkked".......I Didn't Want Hot Oil On My "Best Friend"....

You Can Buy Them To Fit Your Frying Pan......Mine Is A 30cm For A 30cm Pan.



Cheers Glen.

 

Saw our first on Sunday night and finally got the feeder put out yesterday.

I'd have to be starving.

Ten

 

I don't sing either. But I get up and shake my butt around and stomp feet and slap knees.

 

I have performance anxiety.

I almost died trying out for Family Feud. I really had to psych myself up saying I could be an actress for an hour to win money.

People who are acquainted with me don't know that about me. I play the role I'm supposed to pretty well but I'm not going out of my way to sing, or play, or dance, or make a speech.

 

My friend just offered to give me dvds I dont need because..dvds. I have netflix. But I took her up on it just so she'll have a reason to come over. I havent seen her in a year.
This is friendship in your 30s haha. So lame.

 

I'm pretty much the opposite, I'm quiet and shy in normal life (at least around people I dont know very well) but I enjoy performing. I cant really sing that well so I wont do that in public unless drunk, but I've always loved acting and did some plays in school and one of my favorite classes in college was public speaking. It terrifies me but its also a rush and I love it

Also: were you on family feud?!? Or just tried out?

 

I think I actually have an alright voice when I try.. Like I surprise myself sometimes. My wife always asks me to sing in front of her but I try not to unless I'm alone.

I'm a person with many voices though as I like to imitate everyone and everything I see. I often just walk around the house or yard pretending I'm doing a scene in a movie or something. I have many active character developments. Junkie Jimmie is one of my favourites to play.

Give us a fucken line bruzz it's junkie Jimmie.

 

Thursday has dawned downunder,g'day all,hope everybody is well.

 

We tried out and could have gotten on the show. We were 3rd choice the day they taped it. We played a whole practice game on the stage with a Steve Harvey stand-in right before he came out and filmed the show with the #1 and #2 families.

I feel like we didn't get on the show because my niece's cousin and her daughter didn't dress up enough and the daughter had a really subdued personality.

 

Good Morning.

I'm planning on being well. My stomach still won't straighten up.

Hubby is putting up a brave front but he feels crappy and concerned waiting on his doc visit next week to have that patch on his skin looked at.

 

Sending you best wishes and good thoughts in the hope that it all turns out well for you and hubby.
Cheers
Paul

 

Another character I like to portray is nascar Jocelyn. You should hear the interviews I give myself in the shower with the accents and the lingo. Also Denver Broncos owner in Madden Jocelyn.

Theres outlaw jocelyn
Combat Jocelyn
Rebel jocelyn
Viking jocelyn

Yeah, spending time with me is like spending time with a variety of people. But they're all harmless and good for a LOL.

 

Thanks, Paul

 

Does anyone have any requests ? no not for songs..good lord don't ask me to inflict my voice on my poor pussy cats,no I mean recipes,any recipes you particularly want ?
Cheers
Paul

 

I love them all!

 

My miss doesn't really like junkie Jimmie though.
He's a bit trash. I also have a similar Chav character and he says ya fooken moopets! A lot.