What's Happening???

Grrr for like 14 years I haven't had any traffic infringement. Wife wants to get something from shop. I tell her no it's a waste of time and money. So we go to the shops... Fucken speed van. 10miles over. Fuck I'm pissed off. Thank God they didn't pull me over or I'd blown over too. So annoyed at my wife right now. 10 pack of Dr pepper yeah that was worth it.

 

reminds me of my first time in Vegas many years ago when I woke up naked in Primm (a city a bit outide of Vegas) the very next morning after our first night there.

 

I just watched an interesting show on Youtube.

 

And I'll finish my album with this little number. Okay maybe it'll be an EP the rate I'm going...



Deep off in that forest...
I can hear 'em calling my name
A six string tune from many years ago
I can still hear them ring
Barefoot in that holler
The smell of a summer rain
It takes me back to them rustic times
And I can hear my granddaddy say...

Girl, don't you go near them bushes there
You better leave my grapes alone
And don't go snooping around the barn
Or in places you don't belong
And don't go talking to your grandma, girl
Or I'mma skin you to the bone
That's just some of the way that outlaw played...
And that's how I got my name...

My daddy liked his whiskey
And some good cold natural light
He was always talking with the horn he honkin'
And he stayed out all late at night
And when the band would play some ol' Earle and Parton
He would catch the jig down in his bones
And when Grandpa came in with that check eyed grin
You could tell where he belonged

Girl, don't you go messin' with my liquor there
You'd better leave my beers alone
And don't you go putting your hand in my cooler
Or in places it don't belong
And don't you go talkin' to your mamma, girl
Or I'mma skin you to the bone
That's just some of the way that old outlaw played...
And that's how I got my name..

Well I guess this life is meant for me
And this apple didn't fall that far from the tree
I took few trips in the family van
And a whole lot of time spent working with them old men
I put my head down on the farming bus
Might have gave in but I never gave up
I was taught to hold my head up high
And to never be ashamed of how I live my life...

I'm just like my daddy
We both got rebel ways
Hard headed and stubborn
And we'll argue with a stump for days
But we know what's wrong and we know what's right
Still we stand proud for our own
Until the day we die we gonna hold on tight
To the places that we call home

Oh don't you go messin' with my family there
Better leave my folks alone
And don't you go putting your nose in my business
Or in places it don't belong
And don't you go messin' with my woman there
Or I'mma skin you to the bone
And that's just some of the ways this ol' outlaw plays..
That's just some of the ways this ol' outlaw plays.....
And that's how I got my name..

It's how I got my name!

 

I got everything else sorted out I just need to piece together all the writings lol. I got like a lot of samsung notes saved and I'm not sure what went where. Mind you... They all kinda go to the same beat I guess.. It's alright I'm still a rookie and I can spit and rework a lot of better shit than a lot "better shit" I hear on the radio and also, Pfff early Johnny Cash sang the same song 60 times with different lyrics so nerrrr and then. I guess I gotta learn how to make my voice sound good. And not get aggrevated throat after a few lines. a solution that isn't stop bongs.

But this is how I want the music to sound. 45second mark. I dunno why they took the album version off YouTube either it's banned where I live or been taken down? This sorta music! 45 seconds! I'm not actually sure which guitar is make that sound I like. That real.. Twangy but not so twangy sounds like low electric guiat or possible bass? Pretty much the guitar that ends the music sequence before it restarts. Bommm bommmbommbommm I want that shit laced in all my records!

 

gee, my dad wacked off in a flower pot and that's why i'm a bloomin idiot.

the real forest does "ease my misery", but all the hee haw crap (no offense to the show by that name which was kind of fun because it didn't take itself entirely seriously) has nothing to do with nature and everything to do with a bunch of city slickers in a bar getting drunk off their ass, who wouldn't know which end of a horse to try and sit on.

 

Lol, never heard that expression before.
I'm using that at the pub tomorrow.

Did your dad jerk off in a flower pot or something?
You're a bloomin idiot.



That's gold mnax, gold!

 

We are about to watch the Han Solo Star Wars movie. we are doing date morning today, so we don't have to do anything at night.

I'm a bit annoyed. I took in my contact lens this morning to be cleaned and I waited and waited. Got in at 0730 first in line. One hour they said. And I waited and waited. I went and got a half stein.. I went and got another half stein.. I waited and waited... 2hrs later they call me. They can't clean my right lens because they afraid it might shatter. So basically I didn't even want to go because I thought cleaning a lens was a bit rich for 50€ anyway but whatever. It's my eyes. Gotta look after them. And then in the end it cost me 450€ for the new lens I need to order!! it's rediculous. I'm happy she did not charge me to clean my left lens but then even if they did I can't see a difference. So I'm a bit dubious and suspicious. It's like I've been carnied. Go in for a check up, walk out with a lens clean appointment, walk out with a new lens... I've been clowned. and it goes against everything I stand for because I want to be the clown. But then this.. This! Heh. It's a bloody circus..

Well now I'm considering watching the never ending story because rock biter always makes me laugh in the beginning. But I should probably watch something new hey? Han Solo it is then.

 

Eh, it was okay. If I never see it again I won't be disappointed.

 

I woke to an awful leg cramp that hasn't fully let go yet. That was an hour ago.

Jesus.

Stop it, leg!

 

refrigerator died. but asshole in the kitchen turned the knobs all the way to 9.not going to help .. I forgot how she has a degree in everything engineering... turning up high like that only forced the heated gas that the compressors cant compress back into the cold side making cooler < HOT HOT HOT. fucking retarded cockroach. As it has now broken every thing in my kitchen .. Everything.

 

Sorry. That sucks.

 

I've tripped 3 times this morning and almost got hurt twice.

The first time my sandal got stuck on the porch planks and I caught my fall by watching my hand go slamming onto the glass storm door. Luckily, it didn't break and cut my hand up.

The second time, I don't really remember.

This last time, I tripped over the yard stick on my way to let the cat in. The cat tree broke my fall but it tipped up off the floor and almost went over with me. The second big cat tree that sits next to it stopped us. I think my hand is going to bruise.

Fuck.

I'll probably just go back to bed if I don't hurt myself walking to the bedroom.

 

Yeah, my hand and my forearm are really starting to hurt.

I'm not even that sleepy but I feel like bed is the safest place for me.

 

I am trying to clean my room and take care of two cute little dogs and such.

I am a cat girl myself but these dogs are so cute and little.

 

I can put a new defrost unit in it but that not going to last. just makes it work for another season.. and its just work that I dont want to do. need to get thru a pound of ice. I love when other hvac tells me what the issue is. yeah we can save it for a project . we not saving it to save our life giving foods to wake up to it dead some morning... Id a plan at home cheepo for the other house but canceled it. Im just going to get one at arrons . same price, same model .. just cleaning up the mess and moving shit now.. FML ..

 

some goofy ass crackhead over there on the corner yelling at her crack dealer that shorted her dope .. tell this dude better get her shit, bitch better get her shit. I see the kids in the lot playing so I tell the crackhead to get the fuck out here with that shit, there are kids here. she said she didnt fucking care. guess what I dont care either drill sgt voice activated.. bye..

 

It is the Autumn equinox here today. Outside smells beautiful this morning. There is a mist. Sun is not yet past it so there is just a big yellow glow in the sky.

 

I'm up from my nap with no swollen or bruised hand so I guess I'm good to go having another crack at today, lol

 

It's so nice outdoors this afternoon!