What's Happening???

Nobody say

Umm tits

 

I'm willing to prove that I can hold them all night (joyfully even)

 

Ah...Reminds me of the good old days.

 

Then you'll need to find a friend to feed you drinks through a straw. suppose we've got 4 free arms. Well 3 cause I'd be drinking.

 

Challenge accepted!

 

I have soft cup bras that are really comfortable but the don't fit well and I've started to get spillover which isn't attractive under my tee shirts.

Even at my age, my bra size fluctuates. I guess it's when I gain or lose a few pounds.

Bras are just frustrating as fuck. I don't care who you ask.

 

So...If I'd just bring Emma inside, and put on some shoes, I could have a Monster already.

 

I have a few nice bras and one that sits atop of a corset style piece I like, but I always feel bad because it makes my breasts look awesome and it's false advertising haha. They're dropping 2 inches... And they aren't that big.

 

There was a story once of a man who didn't wear briefs for years and the veins in his testicles burst.

 

Ohhhh that's the most rubbish thing I've read all day.

 

Anyone watched that Film on Netflix that they are all talking about ?
this one People can't stop talking about the Netflix horror movie 'Bird Box.' Here's what it's about.

 

I watched 24 seconds of it because I saw machine gun Kelly in it. He didn't sound like he raps. It looked stupid and I switched the channel. I did however see Sandra Bullock in it, and well, between us, I've never liked any of her movies so I wasn't giving this one a chance either haha.

 

I think I have a crumpet in the freezer. It would go well with blackberry jam. And a coffee. Other than that sleepy nap I got from that energy drink lol I've been up for like 36hrs now I think. And I reckon I been smoking weed for like 20 of those hrs.

 

I was really happy when coach Joseph got fired but now I'm a bit limbo about it. I just don't have any faith in anybody we are interviewing right now. Pagano? Maybe.. Haven't heard of the packers coach being interviewed yet.

Furthermore the Denver fan page in FB which is renown for making up stories had made Von Miller mum blown up on social media and now him and the Broncos have a problem.

 

Saw a turtle in my backyard today, lay eggs and bury them. It was the coolest thing. Nature is amazing.

 

On which coast are you, Driftrue? You probably told already, sorry if i missed!

 

Our cat got stuck in the catflap again this morning. Jane comforted him by giving even more food, LMAO.

 

Awwww is the cat fat?

I bet your cat has a name from an opera

 

We rise early in my Master's house, in that cool hour when the stars fade and gentle night is gathered into day.
In that hour I would sit by the window that overlooked the garden and down the hill to the fields and the city beyond. Ah, Jerusalem! It was midsummer, and the wind smelled of jasmine and the sea.

 

Monster in hand...Chex Mix, too.

I'm already feeling better.