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i didnt even flirt

I went the earnest, innocent route instead. "No sir, there is no reason I was speeding. There's no excuse. I am sorry, officer"

Bam. Thats how you get a warning

 

No... thats how YOU get a warning

 

Life...I wonder
Will it take me under?

 

Good luck! I hope you get it. Praying for ya, homes!

Also, 40 min. commute is probably a 40 mile drive, right? I have a 30 min commute that's a 4 mile drive

 

I would shoot myself lol

 

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on her sweater already, Mel's spaghetti

 

I just sing in the car...mad drum solos on the steering wheel.

 

Lol!

 

You say a 30 minute commute
I say a 30 minute little gig, featuring me.

 

Your wish is my command.

 

I have to go to the school admin bldg in the morning to sign a residency affidavit so my grandson can start school here. School starts back July 30th.

 

I love praying mantises! It's the only insect I've seen that can turn its head and look at you.

 

Ride a bike to work, it'd be faster

 

July 30?! Wow, that's pretty early. When does school end there?

 

May 24th

 

Oh ok. Still kind of early going back though. School lets out here first week of June, and they go back around 19 or 20 August.

 

We do the "balanced school year", I think.

 

That would require trusting drivers to not kill me. Plus, I don't want to be all sweaty and nasty at work.