What's Happening?

try negotiating with it..

 

Huge cat...

 

I misread this as "I'm going to be tossing a lot of shit as the mayor..."

I was like, Orison's running for mayor? Fuck yeah.

 

Pretty fuckin' cool
If it were true..............
(((( imagine ))))

 

His entire roster would be comprised of squirrels

 

I would run for mayor, Id be out there getting shit done. But the criminals running our courts have already fucked my chances of being mayor.. Besides nobody wants to be the mayor of Bikelanesville here.

 

Dude, I'm nowhere near PA but I'd Democrat that shit and vote for you illegally

 

Orison for President. He cuts the cheese

 

hitting the dog on the head with my sandal playfully, she just stands there with a Ahhhhh that is so good look on her face.

 

Rat trap.

 

Mama's birthday today. Went to a beer/wine/spirits garden together.

I'm disappointed at my parents for buying a brand freaking new suburban that they used for one road trip, and took the insurance off of it because they don't drive it anymore. Why not just rent a freaking big ass truck like that when you need it for only one event? Even if they sell it now, they're gonna lose about $20k in resale. New cars are diminishing assets and bad investments unless you plan to hold onto it for a long time.

 

Sweetie Pie might be having her kittens tonight.

She lives indoors.

 

My sister thinks 47 Meters Down is a good movie.

 

I liked that shark movie with the girl on the rock.

 

The Shallows? It was decent.

No Jaws though...

 

Jaws is just kick ass because of Quint. I dont think he shouldve died tho, only having his leg taken off, and then in 2 he would be even more vengeful to get the shark. Then 2 too, also the shark was more a surprise to everyone boating iirc.

 

Nah was a shit movie. I tried to watch the big lebowski earlier but I fell asleep toward the end and not entirely sure I could be fucked finding it to watch the end. It had a couple of moments but I dunno, wasn't worth watching again I don't think.

 

Jaws 2 was retarded AF.

I prefer Jaws 3 which makes most people's heads explode.

Least that one had the cute marine biologist girl and a pre fame Dennis Quaid and Lorraine McFly. Plus--for some unexplained reason--Louis Gosset Jr.*
































*Equally unexplained...Michael Caine in Jaws 4. The fuck?

 

I agree Jaws 2 was shit. Never understood why they used real footage in the first movie then tried to recreate a fictional and staged shark for the rest of the movies. It really really sucked. Therefore Jaws looks 10x better than its sequels and that's not on and shouldn't be on. I know a lot of the time for me sequels suck anyway but they at least should look better.

 

Damn swallows are back. They're shacked up in the nest in the corner of our front porch again, as they are every year. They tried to attack me last year, see video:

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