What's Happening?

So um, why do I always attract...

You know what. Just leaving it.

So, the fly stuff was working but...

No, leaving that.

Except, I still have to seriously ask, now how to get rid of regular houseflies. Got a couple of the big ones now, mixed in with leftover gnats.
Ugh! The biggest thing I hate about summer!!
At least it was more contained this time.
And so I got more time to clean the kitchen more/better.

 

Do you think Piaf could be a ...Spy?

 

i know when to say cock. it's used in sentences where any normal person would say either "penis" or "dick" if you are saying it while typing one handed on hipforums.

 

Then what is "cack"?

 

Pull out that nickel plated chrome .45

CACK! CACK!

 

Kids say something is cack if it's rubbish, but I think it's a regional thing, and a generation think, other than that, I've not a clue..

 

I discovered Scottish ale.

 

I Wondered Why The Quality Of Your Posts Had Gone Downhill Lately.......



Cheers Glen.

 

Yeah girl get it

 

The sticky fly strips that come rolled up. Just be careful to hang them where you won't get them stuck in your hair!

 

Laura won the pool table cake game. there was lots of rolls but was hilariously funny like we'd hit a ball and it would roll around the whole table looking for a hole. It took like 5 mins to sink the black lol. The cake itself is nice the hardened icing to form the table isn't the best kind of dull tasting but the caramel mud cake is really nice. so nice I miiiight have a tummy ache....

 

it means poop i guess. i looked it up after vg "cacked himself" a couple weeks ago and that's what google said anyway.

 

Close Enough.......I Cacked Myself Laughing Is One Use.........And Don't Step In That Cack Can

Refer To Any Nasty Substance On The Roadway Or Footpath.....(sidewalk).....



Cheers Glen.

 

I'll be finishing bathroom remodel today. Hopefully in time to watch #LIVE•PD

Last night on #LIVE•PD was nonstop laughter. Crazy dude with medical condition was saying "10 degrees!, 10 DEGREES! 10 FUCKING DEGREES BITCH! X 25. Even the EMT's were smiling and grinning. Went on and on for 5 min. Lol. Ratings are definitely going up for A&E. What a way to capitalize on a old idea.

 

For the EU? Or Croatia. Or... for the russians?

 

Was at gunnison beach yesterday. 5 girls sit down 15 feet from me. 2 of them undress. Nothing too unusual. The two that got naked go for a swim and when they come back pose for pictures by the three girls sunbathing. As they are posing like Greek statues of women holding vases, one friend says "smile" then another friend says "Suck in your belly" then the last one yells "squeeze your ****". After 5 minutes of laughter one of the girls comes up to me and asks if I am going to be here for a while. I said yeah. She asks if I mind taking pictures of them. (I'm thinking come on, what guy wouldn't want to take pics of a bunch of pretty nude or top less girls at the beach)
Then another half dozen or so girls join them. Ani the girl I talked to gives me a phone and says just take a bunch of photos or videos.
Turns out it was a belly dancing class and she does this every year for her birthday.
I never bring my phone to the beach. This is one time I regret it. I would love to have one pic for myself.
Ani asked if I wanted credit for the pics but I declined. However I did sneak one pic of myself on to her phone (a g-rated one of course. I'm not one of those creepy fucks that only ask the pretty young girls if they want to play Frisbee or volleyball....yes that actually happened more than once during the first hour that they were there)

 

you lucky bastard.
If it were me, they prolly would have moved 100 yards down the beach.

 

Uh, where is this exactly? I'm looking for vacation ideas.

 

Sandy hook. The farthest north east point of the New Jersey shore.

 

Understandable. At one point I was just laying down with my eyes closed. Just hearing their voices and thinking about how sexy ani was made me start to get a semi. I jumped into the water to shrink everything back to (cool as a cucumber size) ... oh. That was the wrong euphemism. But cool as an acorn dosnt have the same ring.