What's Better

Grammar police much?

 

Really, at this point I don't care anymore. If I'm saying it wrong, oh well, shame on me. If it annoys you then oh well, that's just how I casually speak and I'm not expected to speak oh so formally here. It's just the way I am, sorry if it bothers you.

 

That's me, grammar police and queen bitch of the universe!

 

schirtz for everyone of all genders. no more wedgies ever. or apron and chapps, if anyone knows what i mean by that.

 

I would now like to implement the wearing of unisex mumus. Comfort for everyone!

 

https://youtu.be/U9eAiy0IGBI




Hotwater

 

Most of those were pretty accurate!

 

Only if you're lady gaga


Hotwater

 

I guess she isnt as original as she thought, but I do remember net shirts from the 90s. We also have cantilever shoes and now we wear pants.

 

I can't pick a favourite. Shorts and skirts will compete with eachother until the end of time!

Is there a difference between muffin top and lovehandles?

 

A muffin top is when someone with love handles puts on a pair of low waisted tight pants and their love handles spill out all over the place and look horrible. Nothing wrong with love handles, everything wrong with muffin tops.

 

All this talk of muffin tops made me think of this song from 30 rock: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G1WY_BxSnD8

 

Oh, that's more gooder than a lot of songs.

 

love handles are just the sides

muffin top is overflow on complete circumference

 

I think people should wear whatever they feel the most comfortable in. Shorts are great and very versatile but I like skorts as they can also be worn in a dressier manner and yet still allow for activity.

I tend to wear skirts more than I would shorts as I find it cooler when it is hot out.

 

Yes the gooderest!

 

Jean shorts. just a nick name for them

 

You should probably take your tablet back to where you bought it. There's something wrong with the AutoCorrect. Apparently, it thinks that "belive" is a word. I hate to see anyone taken advantage of. And in post #29, your AutoCorrect failed to put in an apostrophe.

 

Something about mini-skirts is very 2002. Booty shorts are where it's at, at the moment.

Just wear whatever you like, though. Bermuda shorts are pretty underrated.

 

That wasn't a creepy amount of research into my past posts at all... As stated before, I don't have a real keyboard. Sometimes my giant man hands fuck things up beyond recognition. Then the autocorrect bombs too. It is a piece of shit, I know. I don't normally have time to give a crap either, so we can blame human error as well.

I've never heard that before. I like it.