When I first heard of a "Fat Bastard" in a kilt with bagpipes, I naturally assumed that they were referring to me.
My washing machine broke so I was at a laundromat today. I saw a guy struggling to carry his stuff outside so I went and held the door for him. He said "Thank you honey, I love you" I don't think he knew English very well so I smiled and said you're welcome. I may have been hot and annoyed that yet another thing in my house is broken, but at least that guy loves me lol
Some misogynistic sexist pig you don't know says he loves you, and that doesn't tip you over the boiling point?
I've started to actually enjoy some of the FOX nooz shows since Biden won the election, you can almost smell the scent of bile and antiacids as their anxiety levels skyrocket with each new proposal. I'm thinking about starting a pool to bet on who strokes out first