What's a vagina supposed to smell like?

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by purplepeopleeater, Jul 20, 2011.

  1. jamgrassphan

    jamgrassphan Get up offa that thing Lifetime Supporter

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    Fishy? No. Briney? Maybe a little at first - ah but once you get those juices flowing it's like wading in the velvet sea. Love it.
     
  2. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    lmfao :D
     
  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Between The Ages Of 17---27, I Was Bisexual, Tis Quite Likely I Know More

    About "Pussie" Than Most Straight Bois On This Site...[​IMG].


    You Included...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    yeah, you are definitely the first typing vagina i've come across.
     
  5. LittleKitty

    LittleKitty Member

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    I'm a one of a kind, what can I say. :p
     
  6. jamgrassphan

    jamgrassphan Get up offa that thing Lifetime Supporter

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    I wish I had a typing vagina - I would be very productive.
    (the above is a sentence never before written in the English language.)
     
  7. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    why the change?

    just curious.
     
  8. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    What the hell's a vagina?
     
  9. Pablo

    Pablo Member

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    I don't get the common idea that they smell like tuna, I haven't been with that many women, but none smelled like tuna, that would be nasty. But really, everyone's mouth smells different, people sweat and pee smell different, vaginae are probably the same way. Mostly I'd say they smell like sweat, but not as rank as sweat and not exactly the same, but that's the closest thing I can think of.
     
  10. LittleKitty

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    dude. truest thing ever! then everything my brain is thinking i can express myself but everything my vag. is thinking can be expressed to with no added bullshit or anything sugar coated.. although my sex drive probably should not be allowed to speak... things would get real bad real quick.
     
  11. jd37

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    Also they smell different from day to day
     
  12. jamgrassphan

    jamgrassphan Get up offa that thing Lifetime Supporter

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    Promise me that if your vagina ever does gain the ability to type that you'll let it get published, because -more than anything else in the world - I want to read a book written in the first-person, by a vagina.
    (That's the first sentence I've ever written that had two vaginas in it. Also, this is another sentence that has never before appeared in the English language. I think that deserves a rep.)
     
  13. Humperdink

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    This might actually be off topic in this thread, I'm not sure, but if anyone's vagina actually learns to type, I will send them a free can of tomato soup. I just don't see how it's possible.

    (This sentence has been written several times before in the English language, by John Hancock when they were deciding what to actually put into the Declaration of Independence.)
     
  14. GLENGLEN

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    And I'm Happy To Donate A Can Of Pee Soup, That Way We Cover Two Out Of Three Holes...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  15. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I've seen some cunts type but not vaginas.

    If you could type with yours you could write a follow up to "The Vagina Monolgues" actually written by a vagina. It would be all the rage.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  16. Humperdink

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    I could throw in some sausage, too.
     
  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    french, on the other hand...
     
  18. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    perhaps the people posting in the used panties thread could give u an accurate description
     
  19. Humperdink

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    I have smelled used panties, and the smell is nothing like an aroused vagina. It was a good thought, but the application failed.

    I guess this means we need to further define the thread; are we discussing the smell of the vagina before or after it's aroused? In my experience, before arousal there is just a slight pee residue smell, not unpleasant, but after arousal there is this rich musky odor that is very sensual. I wonder if you bottled this smell and called it Love Potion #8, how much would you sell? And would Sandra Bullock suddenly find you irresistible?
     
  20. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    suddenly?
     
  21. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I have to give you props for the obscure movie reference:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6ir2m5SLw"]Love Potion #9 - Trailer HD - YouTube

    I'd rep you but I think I need to hand out more first.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     

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