what would you do...

Ohhhh
you're one of those people

 

mom was a lawyer what can I say it's in my blood lol

 

I'm sorry about your mom being a liar. must be rough

 

i would fill their computer up with child porn and call the authorities

 

is that towards me or someone else?

because my mom isn't a liar

 

oops I spelled lawyer wrong

sorry it's that southern drawl.

 

i'd burn them in a furnace for a little while then when they have all 3rd degree burns i'd pop their blisters and make them swim in it


no but really i'd probably just throw them off a building

 

its cool I love having a lawyer mom makes life easier don't have to go pay a lawyer for legal advice when you have one at home

 

we say 'fixin' here in the souf

 

i live in south and don't have a southern accent I can't understand people with heavy southern accents its like all their words become one.

 

I'd deliberately make a huge deal of it, cry my eyes out in front of my husband who in turn would taze that Mo'fo's ass.

 

gross
So when I load the pallet jack incredibly high I need a spotter to make sure it doesn't crush any children.

because people like YOU! would sue

what has this god forsaken world become

 

I would mess with their minds an make them believe either they have done something horribly wronf for which they must die or make them believe theyve been anally raped hence instill fear in them for the rest of their lives

 

I'd grow more dreads.

 

i don't know anyone who would do this, so they would have to be a crazy stranger in which case, curb stomp sounds bout right to me. but, with my curb stomp you don't just lose teef.

 

booyakasha

 

no one would shave my head while sleeping becuase everyone knows that i would kick there sorry asses.... seriously no one is stupid enough to do that to me lol

 

erm....Id re grow em and get new friends...no biggie. Id chalk it up to another lesson learned...*dont kick it with douche bags* But uh I dont have any douchey friends so it would never happen.

 

cut off their gonads/boobs in their sleep.

 

creep