what would you do with a million.....................???

melt them down for the scrap metal....

What would you do with a million milkshakes....

 

Fill the pool and throw a party


WWYDWA million cassette tapes?

 

trade em in on 8 track tapes....

What would you do with a million barf bags...

 

Id sell them at the local fair filled with popcorn


WWYDWA million pounds of roasted coffee beans?

 

Have a free coffe fair and invite people who like to stay up all night...

WWYDWA million VW'S.....

 

line them up in a desert and sit in awe.

wwydwa million camels?

 

i'd throw a camel toe party.

what would you do with a million empty toilet paper rolls?

 

Make coils for crystal radios out of them....

WWYDWAM nipples....

 

find a Chinaman who could figure some kind of product I could use them for



WWYDWA million candles?

 

make a very big cake to put them on.

wwydwa million pieces of tropical fruit?

 

make a monster fruit salad and throw another farm party...

WWYDWAM Fruitcakes....

 

Organize a parade for them


WWYDWA million nails

 

Donate them to one of those habitat for humanity groups

What would you do with a million farts

 

bottle em up and take em to school, then let em out in the ac duct work...

WWYDWAM prinkles....

 

Speak english for Gods sake....what the heck is a prinkle?


What WYDWA million dictionaries?

 

I meant Pringles....
Cain't read, so I'd sell em on e-bay.....

WWYDWAM chill pills....

 

I take a few and calm down then share with my buddies

WWYDWA million satellite dishes?

 

develop a ray gun and use them to zap evil doers....:-0

WWYDWAM bales of hay....

 

Mix it with mud and make some eco-houses


WWYDWA million peas

 

Id mail them all to you, so you remember that I already posted peas!!

What would you do with a million fruit cakes (not gay men)

Wiat that is so wierd!! fruit cakes is at the top of the page...

Im going to ahve to think hard to be original..


What would you do with 1 million guitars.

Boo yea