what would you do with a million.....................???

bar b q them


WWYDWAmillion cigarettes?

 

smoke them all with a huge smile on my face.

WWYDWAMillion hats?

 

have a hat party...

WWYDWAM gonnads.....

 

wwydwam//?what were you doin with a mans-gonads/?.......buy better gonad protection..maybe gonad body guard...yes i am from gonanada...gonad guards...arm my gonads....generally spend the money making sure my gonads are happy and safe

 

cheeseburger

 

I'm Lost...:-(

WWYDWAM joints....

 

exercise them


WWYDWAmillion boxes of Kraft dinner?

 

eat them tell the end of time

WWYDWAmillion computers?

 

scrap them for their gold and silver parts


WWYDWAMillion pipe bombs?

 

id smoke somethin

WWYDWAmiLLiOn cherry pies?

 

become the nationally known "pie throwing man" that no one can seem to catch

WWYDWAM PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

sell them to a dog food making company


WWYDWAmillion tubes of lipstick?

 

ask all the loverly ladies to line up for a free lip coating....

WWYDWAM cheese balls....

 

Roll them down a steep hill with a raod going down it, a cheeseballalanche.

WWYDWAM Golf bags

 

get up early and make a castle in the walmart parking lot

WWYDWAmillion heads of lettuce?

 

Ferment them and feed em to transient hippies in Deluth Iowa.

WWYDWAM screaming irishmen?

 

Id say "fucking chill out" then just become one of them

WWYDWAM Moobs (aka man boobs in case you live in Constantinople in 300 B.C.)

 

sell em on e-bay...

WWYDWAM vaginas.....

 

bury myself in them



WWYDWAmillion apples?

 

Fly slowly over Ethiopia dropping a few at a time and see who can run the fastest... then dump the rest all at once, and see if they get out of the way in time...

WWYDWAM Thoughts?