what would you do with a million.....................???

Hire a helicopter and drop them on mountain sides to make avalanches for fun


WWYDWAmillion walmart shopping carts?

 

Get a million people to race them down a huge hill at the same time.

WWYDWM nuclear weapons?

 

get superman to toss them at the sun



wwydwa million chicken breasts

 

Fry them up homestyle and go into competition with KFC

WWYDWAM Cats

 

put them out of my misery..(I hate cats)


WWYDWA million puppies?

 

train them all perfectly then march through a town with them all, ordering them to attack everybody that gets in the way

WWYDWAM Days in Jail

 

beg for internet connection so I could waste all my time here


WWYDWA million phillips head drywall screws?

 

Melt em down and sell the scrap metal...

WWYDWAM floor joists...

 

build a new house with them


WWYDWA million green beret hats?

 

Put four leaf clovers on them and sell them on St. Patrick's day.

WWYDWAM swami's

 

get them a bath


wwydwamillion cans of soup

 

feed them to the swami's

WWYDWAM guru's?

 

get them a bath


WWYDWAmillion pistashios?

 

Get fat.

WWYDWAM questions?

 

become a renunciate.

WWYDWAM Hanggliders

 

try them out...theyd probably be fun


WWYDWA million lamps?

 

plug them all in, in my house and go on Ripley's



WWYDWAM Buddha Statues!!!!

 

Open a Bhudda statue store after I rub the belly on each and every one for luck


WWYDWA million christmas cards?

 

send them out to major cities with skin flakes from my nuts in all of them to cause a scare so big that is it televised on the news.

WWYDWAM Lemons

 

make lemonaid in the town water tower


WWYDWA million xbox 360 game consoles?