what would you do with a million.....................???

recycle the paper...

WWYDWAM snowflakes....

 

plowe them away


WWYDWAmillion ear rings?

 

Hire Billy Mays to sell them.

WWYDWM kegs of beer

 

have a siezure.

WWYDWAM: tortillas?

 

have a stuff your taco buffet party


WWYDWAmillion 2L soda bottles?

 

Put them in a landfill

WWYDWAM: cigarettes

 

sell them all to smokers


WWYDWa million cigarette butts?

 

put in my roomates pillow case.

WWYDWA million belts

 

open a belt store

WWYDWA million tv rabbit ears antennae

 

Melt em down to their raw components now that TV is going digital!!

WWYDWAM Humans

 

get them each to give me a dollar


WWYDWa million dollars?

 

Give a dollar to a million people.

WWYDWAM Volcanos

 

go lava-surfing a million times and write a best selling book about my experiences.

what would you do with a million boobs?

 

sell them to a million pervs

WWYDWM long stem roses

 

remove all the petals and sleep in them.

wwydwam fingernail clippings?

 

save em in a jar then drop a match in it
WWYDWAM Cities

 

put a giant TV screen in the center of each of them and record myself saying "ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR" like galadriel, and play it over and over.

wwydwam diamonds?

 

Make the greatest bling anybody ever saw. Then use it to sell hip hop albums.

WWYDWAM butterflies

 

attach strings to them and see if they can lift me.

WWYDWM bottles of wine

 

drink them all in one hour

WWYDWAM Clothes Hangers