What would you do to the person above you?

Pull on the old ivorys

 

Hide the crayons so she doesn't get any more of them stuck up her nose!

 

Feed him shroom omelets, then take him a walk along the cliff edge, on a bungie cord! Whhaaahhhaaaahhhaaaa

 

Take her to The Chamber of Horrors and let them all be shocked & frightened!

 

Hahaha, good one...

Tie his shoe laces together, then! Set the dogs on him! Rrrrr. Grrrrr , run puggy run!

 

Sit her down and explain the difference between carpets and curtains-AGAIN!

 

Take of you hay, yake of your shoes, you know you aint goin nowhere....
Drop him down a wishing well, singing to him...lol

 

Show her how to use the 't' on a keyboard........MWAHAHAHA! [she hates me!]

 

Mr Perfecto, have you show me that T...

 

Kick you in the nuts

 

Show him my nuts! Jees deranged, you suck!

 

Take her on a romantic walk along a polluted shoreline filleting any dead fish i find

 

Feed him maggots, and watch the fish go mad, as they go for them...whhhaahhaaahhaaa

 

Tell them they make interesting posts.

 

Kick you in the nuts

 

Give you a hug and maybe a pat on the shoulder.

 

Give you a bath, in mud, chuck in some worms and jelly, and custard...and them say, yeahhhh, now thats naughty

 

Throw marshmallow's at her....;-)

 

Brush his hair into a plait

 

Take a photo of her taking a 'selfie'