What would you do to the person above you?

Take him and pugs on the biggest dipper...give them ice creams, lol

 

Cut through her knicker elastic just as the pope stops in front of her..

 

Dress him in my best frock, send him for a newspaper lol

 

give her a hug:grouphug:

 

Sending one right back aat ya...lovely to see you hun xxx

 

Take both of the above posters to the sheesha joint

 

Buy him a new fancy bong

 

Treat her to a day at the Spa.....

 

Give him a bone then leave him alone

 

Welcome him to the forums, and show him how to complete a profile.

 

Gently kiss her lips

 

Read them a bed time story, with a scary ending

 

Send him greeting cards every day, for every reasn imaginable..

 

give her tea and biscuits

 

Give them a slap, then show them why they were baaaad

 

Gently and slowly explain to her how a spoon works.

 

Spoon you

 

sally till it smarts

 

Treat him as though he had brains, talk about chocolate spreading..

 

TRY to explain to her why piano keys won't open doors