What would you do to the person above you?

Substitute your vodka for water!

 

post a video of her 'mom-dancing' on Youtube

 

Confiscate his video equipment and videos ...

... and open a pay per view lending library

 

REEEEEEALLY annoy him by describing him as a 'Kentish Man'........



[y'gotta be from Kent to appreciate that one,folks....]

 

Tell him to hop it

 

oil the bottom of his shoes and watch him slip and slide away

 

Show him that I'm wearing suede-soled dancing shoes, and that the oil really isn't a problem

 

get him a new superman outfit..

 

cover front doorway ..hallway and bedroom with cat attractant spray

 

Tell him that's Nnot Nnice

 

Sit him down and tell him ghost stories, then run away and turn out the light..

 

Spank her bottom for being mean to the Kentish man

 

Share a bottle of Mead.

 

Yeah...buy her a bottle of the very best champs, and not share it with becks.

 

Take her to one side and gently explain Tom Daley does NOT do 'muff-diving'

 

Take him to one side and ask him how he can be sure that's not only because he has never seen Morrow's muff

 

...explain gently that hope is a wonderful thing.......

 

And i like cold hands .....well, i am blonde! What you want?

 

That explains a lot... I would knit her a pair of mittens.

 

Send her back to knitting school