What would you do to the person above you?

Bring up the subject of coin collections, then offer her a drink ...

 

Invite him to admire my 1690 tin farthing

 

Assume thats a euphemism for something dirty, and be deeply shocked.

 

Show him the coin to prove it wasn't

 

Be slightly disappointed and fall asleep. yawn.

 

Tie him to the bed and strip him naked, then wake him up an read him Peck from cover to cover

 

Invite him to play tennis.

 

Knit her some socks.

 

Ask her to knit me a willy warmer

 

Tell him willy warmers don't come in extra small... lol JK!

 

Show her my x small willy !

 

lend him my rusty pair of scissors, tell him to do the right thing, and shut my eyes.

 

id sneak superglue into your contact lens holders

 

Dip all the business ends of his tools in plasti dip.

 

Id shine your apples...all day long

 

Ask him for a bite of his shinning apple

 

Give him the knitting needles and tell him to do his own knitting

 

id pop open the little beachball nipple....then let some air out...then blow some in..then let some out...then blow some in.....

 

I'd say "Need any help with your inflatable 'friend' BBaddybaby?"

 

Show him my 68 Telecaster bass and not let him play it.