Hope she is a she. WWYD if your left foot got stuck in the mud and you couldn't get it out and then that pescky chicken came along and started pecking it again.
Crap my britches. WWYD if he came after you instead of me because I told him that you were younger and more tender to eat.
Not much at all since I generally don't start threads and mostly just respond. What would you do if it was Christmas again?