What would you do if.....?

Shit on your head like a bird.


What would you do if I did that?

 

Go and take a bath.

What would you do if you were a soldier.

 

Go after the biggest threat to us at this time.

What would you do if you found yourself in a hot air balloon.

 

I would try to jump using a parachute.

What would you do if you had nothing to eat?

 

Come over to your house.

What would you do if I ate all your food?

 

Go to your home to have some food.

What would you do if you were from Ethiopia?

 

Immigrate

Wwydi you went into an everlasting orgasm?

 

Have an everlasting smile on my face.

What would you do if you had a brain?

 

Still post in HF.

What would you do if I quit posting here?

 

I would be so much bored.

What would you do if I become sick.

 

Send you some chicken soup.

What would you do if it tatsed like crap?

 

I would still drink it.

What would you do if I die?

 

Say, I told you I poisioned it.

What would you do if it made you horny for weeks.

 

Just stay in my bed, alone.....

What would you do if you were born in 16th century?

 

Be hoping I could retire soon.3

What would you do if you found ten thousand dollars laying in the street?

 

I would probably tell the authorities. If I lost that kind of money I hope someone would do the same for me.

What would you do if it was snowing cats and dogs?

 

Run under cover.

What would you do if you could solve a major world problem?

 

I would become the happiest man in the world.

What would you do if you were a basketball player?

 

Play basketball.

What would you do if I told everybody that you called me a liar.

 

I would be annoyed.

What would you do if you were a Hollywood star?