What would you do if...

surprise them ha! ha!

wwyd if there was no tea or coffee ?

 

get a headache and cry for a while until I got past the withdrawal period

wwydi your cat got lost?

 

get a new cat

wwydi your neck hurt

 

Have some tea and advil.

If you were attacked by cats?

 

been there, done that (siamese), I won. My six don't let others come around.

wwydi you were stalked by a cougar while you were unarmed?

 

I am always unarmed but I would probably look for some handsome young guy to throw at the cougar.....

wwydi you got coal in your stocking for christmas?

 

Specs,the only person who knows I wear stockings is GLEN....and even HE only gets to see them on his birthday!


wwydi something really nice happened unexpectedly?

 

keep livin the good life

wwydi you found naked pics of your neighbor

 

Probably throw them out, as my neighbors are two chem nerds and I'm in an all-male quad.

If you were offered DMT?

 

Sure ill do it, why not, as long as im not around weak minds to ruin the experience.

wwyd if you were given a free trip to asia?

 

start packing

wwydi someone stole all you underwear

 

guess they needed them more than i did

wwyd in asia?

 

firm up connections

wwydi the TSA put you on their no travel list?

 

i wouldnt travel by plane

wwydi all electricity suddenly shut down including battery's?

 

Get a Stanley Steamer Ranch Wagon

wwydi travel permits were required by TSA to cross county lines?

 

id probably never leave the county....

wwyd if you were born 3 decades earlier?

 

i'd be eighty

wwydi the IRS took all your money one night

 

I wouldn't be that much poorer.

If you were director of the new Star Wars movies?

 

id sell it like george

wwyd if you were given a free drum set of your choice?

 

get the best I could get and trade them for something cool

wwydi you could see your future