What would you do if...

i would be very crowded

wwydi you had a cat that nawed off half of your leg while you were sleeping at night?

 

Enjoy every minute of it

wwydi they banned you from the Forum Games, but still allowed you to access the rest of HF?

 

I wouldn't go on forum games anymore and i would be sad.

wwydi hipforums website closed?

 

spend more time on my own site

wwydi the government rationed forum access to five minutes a day per person

 

Revert to 'default' setting...ie,pick up a guitar.


wwydi Gerry Springer invited you onto his show?

 

I would tell him no thank you.


wwydi someone offered you 25000 dollars to travel anywhere in the world you want and do whatever you wanted?

 

lol

well i'd, well shit, probly stay here in america lol. maybe buy a houseboat and live offshore where ever i wanted. travel the carribean i dont know. maybe i'd go to keywest. that's a tough one my friend

wwydi the next person you do a wwydi question, gave an you indecisive and shitty answer?

 

oh I dunno, maybe the same thing that you might do, if ya know what I mean?


wwydi the word "metaphor" didn't exist?

 

make it then

wwydi global warming is in fact real (i think it is) and the oceans within 1 year do what many of the scientists say and rise 100 feet?

 

Move to my beloved Highlands

What about if the word "yes" didn't exist?

 

I'm sure there would be another word in place of it


wwydi an alien knocked on your door and asked for a cup of tea?

 

ask him if he wanted it empty or full?

wwydi that alien said he was your natural father?

 

Ask him who my unnatural one was.


wwydi the 1960s had never happened?

 

exist in limbo

wwydi you were invited you to a limbo dancing contest?

 

put some shorts on and stretch some


wwydi someone stole all your clothes

 

I would wear fig leaves

WWYDI your front door blew off?

 

I would be worried.

wwydi someone tried poisoning you and you caught them?

 

I'd pretend to take it to watch them freak out when I stayed alive

WWYDI you had a date with the werewolf from Twilight?

 

I wouldnt accept in the first place


wwydi you were told you were pregnant with quadruplets

 

plan on naming them hazel, clementine, penelope and violet

wwydi your niece asked you to buy her a two hundred dollar barbie doll