What would you do if...

I would say "Beam me up, Scotty!".

What would you do if you found yourself in a storm that was raining cats and dogs?

 

i' d cover them all my jacket

what would you do if you got trapped in a sinking ship ?

 

I guess I'd die; I mean if you're truly trapped there's not much you can do.

What would you do if you were awakened in the middle of the night by 3 or 4 people marching through your bedroom blowing whistles and banging on pots and pans?

 

I'd ask them to kindly close the door behind them on the way out.

What would you do if you heard the Judge saying "How do you plead: guilty or not guilty" and you had no idea what you were doing in the courtroom or how you came to be there?

 

I would click my heels and say "There's no place like home".

What would you do if your lion got eaten by a baby?

 

i'd ground the baby for a week

what would you do if your shoes got stuck in a big pool a clue in the middle of on-coming traffic ?

 

Hope I wasn't wearing them at the time


You're stuck on a desert island with a life-times supply of canned food and no can opener?

 

i'd make one out of a a thin sharp stone

what would you do if you got lost in the dark ?

 

I'd turn the light on and look at my map :mickey:


What would you do if you came home and found the vicar in bed with your significant other?

 

I'd cheer.

What would you do if you cut into a pie and blackbirds starting flying out of it?

 

try to think if i had taken any drugs recently

what would you do if you saw a ghost?

 

i'd tell it not now,i'm busy.

what would you do if you got stuck in a fence

 

Same as I always do.

Dismantle the fence ... free myself .. reasemble the fence.

*rolls eyes disdainfully* You city types are just soooooo impractical!


What would you do if you discovered you'd been walking round all day with your skirt tucked in your knickers?

 

i'd laugh

what would you do if you if you got lost in a wheat field

 

Borrow a combine.

WWYD if you didn't like message boards?

 

Go elsewhere dude

WWYD if your best friend stole a family heirloom?

 

punch them, take it back. then take something of theirs.

wwyd if you grew another arm from swimming in the polluted lake.

 

Learn to make it useful.

WWYD if all you could do was speak dog.

 

I'd beg for treats all day.

What would you do if every time you posted here you ended up sounding really stupid?

 

I thought I did?

WWYBe if you weren't a hippie type person.