What would you do if...

Assuming that Lucky and Clever are not girls (you did capitalize their first letter), I would choose lucky because I could then become lucky at being clever. Pretty clever, huh? And if Lucky and Clever are girls, I'd choose the one who was the most clever.

What would you do if, in a fight to the death, you were offered a choice between a meat-cleaver and a rather large crescent-wrench?

 

butcher's cleaver



wwydi I handed you a pair of Texas diamondbacks and kept on walking

 

I'd name them 'Clever' & 'Lucky' [stitch that,storch] and introduce them to my vipers.


wwydi I told you I own a pair of plain tan leather cowboy boots?

 

Ranger,

If they were alive, I would determine that you don't like me very much. If they were dead, I'd thank you for the kind gesture, and then go give them to one of my carnivore friends/

Wwydi you found that the idea of Santa Claus was one big hoax perpetrated against the world by devious evlves?

 

Puggybear,

I would pull out my "lucky cleaver" and force you to kindly remove them and hand them over to me. I love cowboy boots.

Wwydi someone blew their nose on the corner of your shirt-tail without your permission?

 

It's not!!!???


Wwydi
i became upset that you frighted my pets?

 

No! It's not!!!

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I would be forced to blackmail you into not avenging your frightened pets.

Is there any information you would care to divulge that could be used against you by a blackmailer?

 

I'd give you a big old :grouphug: Ranger and make ya pets feel happy again!

wwydi the sun suddenly exploded ?

 

If I gave you any such info here it would no longer be useful for blackmail.






wwydi the cops surrounded your city block demanding to see your papers?

 

Evaporate shortly thereafter.





Wwydi I gave you a hug and offered to take my pets back?

 

I'd tell them to get thier own papers, or to buy themselves a good bowl. Cuz you just know that if they want to see my papers that bad, they're gonna take'em, too!

Wwydi there was no law?

 

You ask this of a Texas outlaw biker? Same yole, same ole.....





wwyd in that case?

 

I would be lawless.

What's wrong with everyone in the world?

 

wwyd if ya got stuck down a pothole ?

 

As many different things as there ppeople. In general unwillingness to take responcibity and greed.




wwydi you could be anything you wanted to in a lawless society

 

I would be the ruler of that society, and I would kill everyone who was like me so that I wouldn't have to worry about being assassinated.

Are you like me?

 

Well if I was stuck I would get out my pipe........





wwydi you saw smoke coming frome a pothole

 

If I were stuck down a pothole, I would plan to sue the owner of that pothole.

What's the best tasting stuff on the planet?

 

I would know it was you who was down there, and, if it turned out that you were like me, I would have to arrange for your continued stay in said pothole.

Shouldn't there be a law against potholes?

 

throw a spare pipe down it,in case the other one breaks ha! ha!

wwyd if your lighter went