What would you do if...

Grab his big hairy ass.

WWYD if the world reversed its orbit.

 

Re-write all those songs that mention sunset in the West.

wwydi you discovered a secret document left on a train

 

do the right thing with it,whatever it would be.

wwyd if you found a mouse in your bed ?

 

Carefully trap it in a towel, take it outside and stomp its ugly little face flat on the sidewalk.

WWYD if lakes were filled with Jell-O.

 

Jell-o! tut! you can be SO colonial sometimes,RH!

I'd watch the geese trying to land and laugh.


wwydi there were no more drinking straws?

 

Use a reed.

WWYD if you went to a Mud Wrestling event and Roamy was the Champion Mud Wrestler.

 

Cheer her on and wave a Shamrock


wwydi you had to be her cornerman?

 

Whatever she wanted/needed.









wwydi you were to wrastle the winner?

 

win

wwyd if their was no good people left in the world ?

 

Retreat with my animals to the mountains and practice bear walking.




wwydi you came across a person walking companionably with a bear?

 

Step aside and let them pass.

WWYDI you woke up one mornign to find you were 6 years old again?

 

play truant,go out on my bike,climb trees,splash through puddles,play 'ducks n drakes',make a catapult,swing from a high branch,jump off things,build a den......then AFTER dinner......


wwydi you could choose any name you want to replace yours?

 

dont know, my name is pretty common, but its an alright name. maybe have like a street sounding name like,, raven,roaddog or something like that. (name is MIke btw)

wwdyi you suddenly became ceo of apple computers?

 

[Hi Mike] I'd rename it 'Doors'.
Coz Windows,well,easy to break,but managing to break Doors takes more effort.


wwydi you got offered the chance to move home for fee?

 

um,, move home from free? well i live in florida, but originally from MI, i'd go up there to visit, but MI sucks and its really cold

wwydi your brother was president? but you of course have no political office

 

I'd play it for all it was worth-coz I have no brother & I'm not American...so sooner or later someone would twig the ruse. [but by then I'd have bought Switzerland,heh heh heh]


wwydi Steve Tyler turned up at your door & asked you to busk with him?

 

well since i play bass, and i can play guitar a lil bit. AND i used to busk a when i was in cali. um hell yeah i'd go busk w/ him man!!! could you imagine the bank you'd make w/ steven tyler?

AND since you are not from america and dont have a brother for you puggybear ill give you a new wwydi.

wwydi you could go back in time, and meet jesus?

(and if your not puggybear) wwdyi your bro was the president.

 

Id feel out his mental state and see if he'd grant a miracle for me..

wwydi there was a tsunami coming towards you?

 

Get into my rather fetching Speedos & assume the position


wwydi this really WAS a 'free speech' area?

 

what do you mean? you mean if hip forums really was a free speech area? or the country? well i'd bitch about how they should make weed legal again, and the reasons it became illegal in the first place were complete bullshit.

wwydi scientists figured out there was an asteroid 50 miles wide coming towards the earth, and we all have 1 week to live. (the one that killed the dinosaurs was 11 miles wide)