What would you do if...

take him somewhere cool

wwyd if you found a cat stuck up a tree ?

 

say "You don't fool me-I climb up to rescue you and just as I get there you'll jump down!"



wwydi your neighbours were rowing? I mean REALLY loud & screaming?
[I just went out to look at the sky and I can hear a HUGE row over on the mainland]

 

i'd let them get on with it,unless of course someone was tryin' ta murder someone else.in the case i'd step in.

wwyd if we got another iceage ?

 

Buy some mittens!

wwtdi you were given a [small] boat?

 

sell it to a small person

What would you do if you were in the madding crowd?

 

Get out of it, fast!

What would you do if you got a ticket to the Olympic closing ceremony?

 

I'd think 'Typical-I get offered a ticket when it's all over!'


wwydi music reading lessons were free?

 

Try it once, get bored, and give my lessons away.

WWYDI someone tattooed a gang symbol on your face while you were asleep?

 

I'd hope it matched the one I already have.

wwydi you discovered I'm actually your neighbour?

 

i'd leave a bag a spuds over your fence for ya ta make more wedges with.

wwyd if someone stole your guitar ?

 

I'd ask them to write me a song about how stealing is wrong.

WWYDI someone put dog poop on your doorstep?

 

i'd give it ta them for a present as a facemask

wwyd if i sang outa tune ?

 

Join in and harmonize like a couple of alley cats with their tails caught in a grinder.

WWYD if you had 2 people singing horribly outside your window.

 

Realise that RH had found a tramp with a bottle of cheap hooch


wwydiy got caught up in a riot?

 

Take refuge behind a hawt lady with a couple of large personalities.

WWYD with 50, million (Insert monetary system here)

 

put the 50 million grains of sand in an hour glass

WWYDI you had no way to tell what time it is?

 

i'd use my imagination, nature holds good clues.

wwyd if birds stopped flying ?

 

Fit them with small remote control helicopters.

WWYD if Bigfoot knocked on your door?

 

put the kettle on.

wwydi he didn't like your decor?

 

i send him home ta the woods

wwyd if a bigfoot gave ya a big huge hug