What would you do if...

i would not be going to a rain forest anytime soon

wwyd if you had to choose between saving your own life, or a life of a random child you've never seen or met before? One of you had to die, and you had to choose which one

 

save the child of course

wwyd if there was no electricity ?

 

Drop acid and dance all night long to silence! who needs electricity?

Wwyd if Jesus came back?

 

i'd welcome him home

wwyd if smeone tried ta steal your gun ?

 

Shoot them! I'm armed to the teeth. I have a gun;next to my bed, in my end table, in my record player drawer and, in my dresser. My room's like a fucking armory.

wwyd if the government declared martial law?

 

I do declare I'd have to leave that scene ASAP

wwyd if I tied you to me bed

 

Enjoy myself!

wwydi you had me tied to your bed?

 

I never reveal my plans ahead of time, you'll just have to wait and see

 

I'd go back to your place and steal your guns.

Wwydi I asked you what foods you are a allergic to?

 

Posting at the exact same time is strictly prohibited.

 

I would lie and say peanuts.

WWYDI all your fingers were broke?

 

i'd still throw my best punch ha! ha!

wwyd if there was no yesterdays ?

 

Every day would be a new beginning

What would you do if today was Tuesday again?

 

get my Tuesday socks/undies out of the wash bin.


how can you be sure it's really today?

 

You can't, unless the mushrooms told you something different...

wwyd if their were a hundred dogs barking at your front door for no reason?

 

Kick them all.

WWYDI you needed a fire and had no match?

 

i would find another way to start a fire!

what would you do if a fish just started talking to you?

 

pull out my lighter!! actually i used to use the stove or toaster oven if my lighter was dead and i wanted a cigg really bad. or you could just bum a light off someone, or bed for change to buy a new lighter

wwydi sarah palin ran for pres next time w/ john mccain as her vp?

 

I'd get her into a debate with toes's talking fish about disarming pancakes.



is there any room left in here?

 

wwyd if there was'nt ?